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On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag

All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20

Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village"

The average ear of corn has eight-hundred kernels arranged in sixteen rows

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill

Almonds are members of the peach family

The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe

The maximum weight for a golf ball is 1.62 oz

Charlie Brown's father was a barber

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously

Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real brothers (Moe, Curly and Shemp.)

Ingrown toenails are hereditary

In Mel Brooks' 'Silent Movie,' mime Marcel Marceau is the only person who has a speaking role

Pulp Fiction cost $8 million to make - $5 million going to actors' salaries.

A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.

Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, "L.A."

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur

Deborah Winger did the voice of E.T.

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10

Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery

Telly Savalas and Louis Armstrong died on their birthdays

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer

The muzzle of a lion is like a fingerprint - no two lions have the same pattern of whiskers

Betsy Ross was born with a fully formed set of teeth

Bob Dylan's real name is Robert Zimmerman.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football game at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life"

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds

A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets

Bingo is the name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box

Charles de Gaulle's final words were, "It hurts."

The Beatles song "Dear Prudence" was written about Mia Farrow's sister,

Prudence, when she wouldn't come out and play with Mia and the Beatles at a religious retreat in India

Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world

Who's that playing the piano on the "Mad About You" theme? It's Paul Reiser himself

Kelsey Grammar sings and plays the piano for the theme song of Fraiser

The male gypsy moth can "smell" the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak

The letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.

Alexander the Great was an epileptic

The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

Horses cannot vomit. Rabbits cannot vomit

A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't

Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister

Hugh "Ward Cleaver" Beaumont was an ordained minister

John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes

The average garden variety caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head

Certain frogs can be frozen solid then thawed, and continue living

Dartboards are made out of horsehairs

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball

Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox

Virgina Woolf wrote all her books standing

To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles

The only planet without a ring is earth

Wayne's World was filmed in two weeks

A group of unicorns is called a blessing
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