I want to be sent off in a Viking longboat to bagpipe and kazoo music (I'm a North European mutt) while everybody enjoys a big lobster clambake and sushi bar with all the fixins. I figure I've eaten enough of those sea-dwelling morsels that I should probably return the favour.
And the partiers have to finish off all the beer in the beer fridge. In fact - I better go get one now so I don't miss out cause it seems like everybody else is kicking the bucket.
Steve