[Ron61]

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14 - 16 work
boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of "Guns &Ammo" Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Bubba:

Bertha, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this moring and
messed him up bad.

I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter"