[cobra de capell]

I was on a date with this really attractive girl. Well, it wasn't a date, date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie.

Then the plane landed.
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I started writing poetry the other day:

POETR

That's coming along nicely.
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What's hit more balls than David Beckhams right foot?


Elton Johns chin!
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Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
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Yesterday I shot a little girl, held her under water for 5 minutes then hung her.

I love the euphemisms of being a photographer.
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