Heard the best one last night. There's a local Sonic that a few of us C guys go to and around 8 - 9pm, all the ricers, mustangs and camaro's show up with a WRX here and there. One of the Mustang guys is telling everyone about his 715Hp mustang. One of our club members goes over to chat with him, check his tires (to see how sticky) and asks him about a "race". The mustang owner, said "what are you drivin'?" Club member points at his car, and the mustang owner then says "nah, my clutch is slipping, I can't take off very well"
sure it is, couldn't have been the 300 shot NOS bottle or the mere look of the roadster that scared him, was it?