I do, but I'm not wasting it on you, space.
CERVEZA - BO-BEERACK OBOTTLE - STAY STUPID, my friends
His ego is expanding faster than the national debt. He once bowled a 37. Honest. He lives vicariously through his teleprompter. The police often question him, just so he can say they acted stupidly. His blood smells like arugula. Every time a pitcher throws a perfect game, he claims to know them. He’s been known to cure insomnia, just by holding a press conference. People hang on his every word. They’re so bored they hang themselves. He can speak Indonesian . . . in Kenyan.
He is the Most Irritating Man in the World.
“I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I make a photo op out of it.”
“Stay stupid, my friends.”