[Gordon Claunch]

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to
get him to the Emergency Room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, still
wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."

"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock,

"We've never had a Democrat in the family before!!"