World products.......
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This product from Ghana is “a gravy made from dried pepper, smoked dried fish, dried shrimp power, a variety of spices, ginger, onion, garlic, tomatoes and seasoning.” Since English is the official language of Ghana, it doesn’t seem like this can be chalked up to unfortunate happenstance.
Another product from Ghana, where they would have us eating ****to and drinking Pee.
Insect repellent from Australia
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago .
Nothing Is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi,
Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a
$10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them
on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'How much are people giving?'
''About a gallon each.'
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I've often been asked, "What do you old folks do when you've retired?"
Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering
background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning
beer, wine, Scotch and margaritas into urine.
I'm pretty good at it, too.
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Solve this puzzle - P.S. Do not try this if you're easily distracted by shiny objects!
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