[Joe Wicked]

I didn't have to pay anything yesterday and she said she was giving me a free cleaning, not to mention they did not charge me for everything anyway, so I am not complaining. The lab just claimed it was not on the lab slip, but it was funny to listen to her read the lab slip over the phone. She read the first line, then said, "And, that means you need to do what follows this word also, And #13 metal and porcelain crown. Maybe I don't have a firm grasp of the english language, but I read that as you need to do #3 and #13. Should I give up on English and learn a new language to put it in? What language do you want?" I was laughing my ass off at this point. The comic interlude was worth the trip alone. After a bit, she says, "Oh, so you are saying it is clear and you just did what you wanted and billed me for work you didn't do?" after a bit more she says, "Maybe I should just bill you for the extra gas mileage my client has to use up, and his car gets terrible gas mileage." At this point I am in tears from laughing at her cuss them out. She is as big of a smarta** as I am.