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Little Nancy is in the garden filling in a hole when the neighbor peers over the fence. Interested in what the little darling is doing, he asks "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died" Nancy replied tearfully, "and I'm burying him."

The neighbor observes "But that's an awfully big hole for your goldfish."

As she pats the last bit of dirt into the hole, Nancy replies "That's because your damn cat ate him."