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Old 08-26-2009, 09:40 AM
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The gender of middle distance runner Caster Semenya came under scrutiny after shattering records at the World Track and Field Championships held in Berlin. The flat chested and deep voiced runner's tests showed a higher level of testosterone than most men. She denies being a man.

Here's a picture of her awaiting the start of a race.

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Michael Jackson's death was a hoax aimed at selling millions
of his old records.... but the truth has now been revealed:

Jacko is alive and living in Arkansas -- with Elvis:




HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your Computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!
8. The following day Harry Reid, then Christopher Dodd, then Barney Frank, etc.
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