[bomelia]

I really should not tell this story.... but as Flip Wilson used to say "the devil made me do it!" (someone should post some old Flip Wilson videos!)

I was in the food section. As usual, there were the normal overweight folks riding those walmart fatso enablers (scooters). One lady who was particularly rotund, both butt cheeks hanging well over both sides of the scooter seat was having trouble reaching an item that was high up out of her range. I expect one day these scooters will come equiped with seat elevators, much like a fork lift. I noticed all of this as I was approaching her from behind. With much struggle and effort, she stood up just as I was about to pass her. Thats when it hit me. The odor of moldy (sorry Steve, mouldy) butt. Yup. She must have been wearing those stretch pants for days. You know that smell. It hides in fat creases. And accumulates in clothing that rarely gets a chance to breath (or get washed). But when said creases are stretched, and fabric is exposed, the malodorous effulents are quickly and efficiently released into the environment.

I seriosuly gagged right there. THAT could be considered a WMD.

Mike