In a recent survey carried out for a leading toiletries firm , politicians from New Jersey have proven to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, 86% of New Jersey politicians said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they have not been to prison yet.
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Julius Caesar goes into a bar.
"I'll have a Martinus" says the Emperor.
"Don't you mean a Martini?" asks the barman.
"If I'd wanted a double, I'd have asked for one" says Caesar.
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