Larry, didn't you ever watch that NASCAR coming of age movie "Days of Thunder" with Tom Cruise and his mentor Robert Duvall ...
"No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin'. "
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhUhuDW_jOw
Tell Jackie that your masculinity is not in question and come down off the ceiling
... and that's a goddam genuine Carrol Shelby Replica Cowboy hat! I gave $20 for that at the genuine Ford souvenier trailer
Sam