No, not a joke but since summer is over, why not review what you may have missed on a California beach......
My new Doctor
I sat there waiting for my new doctor to make his way through the
file that contained my very extensive medical history. After he
finished all 37 pages, he looked up at me.
"You look better in person than you do on paper." he remarked.
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Little Johnny came home one day and announced that he had sex with his English teacher. Mom was so appalled that she couldn't even talk. But his dad congratulates him, hi-fives him, and takes him out to buy a new bike.
After getting back, he asks "why arent you riding your new bike, son?"
Little Johnny says "I can't. My butt's still hurting"
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How to tell if a Catholic is driving too fast:
