[Turk]

JWheaton

I am sorry to hear your visit to ERA was not as successful as other's before you.

There is a protocol to how one goes about it.
1-Do not show up anytime that would coincide with the arrival of the Roach Coach (Mobile Dining).
2-Bob has hiding places. During my second day of stay I found him hiding under a pile of "uncut" carpet and tonneau cover material.
3-If Peter ordered "only some crackers" it is to go with his gallon size -Chili in a Can- he has under his desk. You know , the microwavable variety.
4-Did you stick around long enough to watch Peter order his favorite desert. Two scoops of Burito Icecream?
5-There ARE no college students anywhere near that neighborhood. The story you read by about the "Condom man" has further explanations. Come to find out they are the couple that ordered the ERA # 669. They too were visiting and checking up on their car. Ask Bob for the Videos he has been making of that same couple since they gave them their nonrefundable "deposit". That was three years ago. As long as Bob has more "blank" video tapes, that couple will never see that car.
6-Ask Him Holden how many other 56 year old college students he knows?

TURK