[Gunner]

A cop is cruising roads around the lake after dark and he comes on a car parked on the shoulder. He gets out and approaches it cautiously, flashlight out. Inside are two teens.

"Hey," he says, "What are you doing?"

"Well," the boy says, "I'm reading a book." He shows it to the cop.

"And you?" the cop asks the girl.

"I'm knitting a sweater. See? Almost done." She held it up.

The cop scratches his head for a moment. Then he asks the boy, "How old are you?"

Boy says, "Nineteen, sir."

The cop asks, "And her?"

"Well, sir," she replied, "in twenty-two minutes I'll be eighteen."