[cobra de capell]

How long does it take for a woman to lower the toilet seat?

15 mins to find the last person who left it up.
5 mins to yell at him for leaving it up.
5 mins convincing him that leaving it up is the greatest sin in the universe
and finally, 5 seconds to actually do it.
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Two brothers are sitting in front of the christmas tree. One of them's got a huge pile of presents, the other one's got just a small one. "Could it be", the one with the huge pile of presents says, "that our parents love me more than you?". His brother answers: "Could it be that you've got cancer?"...
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A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so bad."

The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to pick it up.

"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?" the husband asked.

"Exactly," replied the instructor.

To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his wife and aid, "Honey, pick up that pen for me."
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Why is there a window above the kitchen sink?
-So women can have a point of view
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How do you get 4 gay guys on one bar stoll?
-Flip it upside down
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