[Maurice Johnson]

Guy gets a flat outside a mental hospital. Jacks the car up and puts the 4 wheel nuts in the hubcap. bounces the spare out of the trunk,it hits the hubcap, flips it over, and all 4 nuts go down the drain. He stands back and scratches his head for a few minutes. A patient, who has been watching him from a window says "why don't you put 1 nut from each of the other wheels on that wheel. All 4 wheels will be equally supported, and you can drive safely to the gas station."
The driver says," hey ,that is a good idea. If you could figure that out, why are you in a mental institution?"
The guy says," I am in here because I am crazy--not because I'm stupid"