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A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony.
> >>
> >> On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the
> >> area.
> >>
> >> A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an
> >> erection.
> >>
> >> The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'Did you call
> >> for me?'
> >>
> >> The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'
> >>
> >> She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain.
> >> It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for
> >> me.'
> >>
> >> Smiling, she led him to the side of the swimming pool,
> >> laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her
> >> and happily let him have his way with her.
> >>
> >> Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities.
> >>
> >> He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted.
> >>
> >> Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward
> >> him.
> >>
> >> 'Did you call for me?' asked the hairy man.
> >>
> >> 'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.
> >>
> >> 'You must be new.' answered the hairy man,
> >> 'It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.'
> >>
> >> The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way
> >> with the newcomer.
> >>
> >> The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by
> >> a smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.
> >>
> > Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the
> > $500 membership fee.
> >> 'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours.
> >> You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.'
> >>
> >> 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old.
> >> I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day.
> >> I'm outta here.'
> >>
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