First Ride

flipscobra · #1 (**permalink**) 11-12-2010, 06:39 AM

I went down to the store in my Cobra to get a carton of cigarrettes as I was getting out of my car a young woman came up an asked where the next closes store was as they would not sell her cigs because she had no ID, she said she was 31 an she had walked to the store. So I felt sorry for her an told her I would buy them for so i did, when I gave her the cigs I asked if she needed a ride home an she said yes, so I helped her get in the Cobra an helped her fasten the seat belt. She was built like a brick outhouse, she jiggled in all the right places. She told me she had rode in about everthing except a Cobra it was her first ride as we left the store I goosed it an she squealed an I was wishing I was younger, but it was a great first ride, an put a smile on an old mans face

Skuzzy · #2 (**permalink**) 11-12-2010, 08:41 AM

Some people have all the luck. Yes, I am jealous. In my short 56 years on this planet, nothing close to that has ever happened and I have owned some really nice hot rods.

My hat is off to you.

86Sebring · #3 (**permalink**) 11-12-2010, 09:26 AM

Crotchbelt too???

tin-man · #4 (**permalink**) 11-12-2010, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by flipscobra

She was built like a brick outhouse, she jiggled in all the right places. She told me she had rode in about everthing except a Cobra it was her first ride as we left the store I goosed it an she squealed an I was wishing I was younger, but it was a great first ride, an put a smile on an old mans face

But did you get her phone number????

I can understand your feelings about being old, but I hear from the guys in the Arizona Cobra Club, that once you own a Cobra, the testosterone builds and you become, er, hmm, well, sorta like a party animal.. .

John, AKA, tin-man

NFLDMNBB · #5 (**permalink**) 11-12-2010, 10:03 AM

Oh fond memory! I'm waiting for that day! I've been told it does happen.

tin-man · #6 (**permalink**) 11-12-2010, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by NFLDMNBB

Oh fond memory! I'm waiting for that day! I've been told it does happen.

Old Mans Prayer who is about to get his own Cobra:

Oh Lord yes, please, oh please, give me just one chance to experience the pleasure of having a thirty something female gigler ride in my Cobra, without my wife knowing about it and, oh, I really promise not to grin too much afterward. Amen.

tin-man

Skuzzy · #7 (**permalink**) 11-12-2010, 02:58 PM

I already told my Wife that the first time a hot young lady wants a ride in my Cobra (when I finally get it), she is going to get a ride. It is on my bucket list!

The Wife retorts, "Go ahead old man. Just remember, you get one shot at it and that is all. She better be hot.". I smile and remeber why I married her.

As she walks away, she giggles, "You wouldn't know what to do with it anyway.".

There is probably a measure of truth to that, but I do not want to think about it.

madmaxx · #8 (**permalink**) 11-12-2010, 04:52 PM

Oh yea, similiar thing happened at a gas station to me, I was pumping gas and felt someone walk up behind me, turned around and it was the definition of Jail Bait looked 25 but probably not 17. She was smoking hot wearing the bare minimal of clothers, called the car gorgeous, and asked for a ride, I just said dont have the time and went home with my tail between my legs. Divorces are way to expensive, LOL!!!

flipscobra · #9 (**permalink**) 11-12-2010, 05:44 PM

Don't have a crotch belt, but my hand an elbow did rub heaven with out being obvious, yall know what I mean had a big smile on my face. No phone number but do know where she lives I know she got a kick out of making an old mans day

tin-man · #10 (**permalink**) 11-12-2010, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by flipscobra

Don't have a crotch belt, but my hand an elbow did rub heaven with out being obvious, yall know what I mean had a big smile on my face. No phone number but do know where she lives I know she got a kick out of making an old mans day

.....my HAND and elbow did rub HEAVEN......whoa..... you ain't just an old man with a big grin , yu is a dirty old man with stealth, outstanding, you are my kinda guy. I'm thinking if this young lady gotcha that all worked up I may tell my wife I have Cobra business in Ga and just drive over there and we'll meet up and visit this vision and she can make two older guys day. Y'all didnt get any pictures did ya?

John, AKA, tin-man

tin-man · #11 (**permalink**) 11-12-2010, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Skuzzy

I already told my Wife that the first time a hot young lady wants a ride in my Cobra (when I finally get it), she is going to get a ride. It is on my bucket list!

The Wife retorts, "Go ahead old man. Just remember, you get one shot at it and that is all. She better be hot.". I smile and remeber why I married her.

As she walks away, she giggles, "You wouldn't know what to do with it anyway.".

There is probably a measure of truth to that, but I do not want to think about it.

but Skuzzy, I'm betting its gonna be a whole lotta fun tryin to rememeber what to do,[with it], just make sure you unbuckle your crotch belt for starters, it will make it a whole lot easier.

John, AKA, tin-man

tin-man · #12 (**permalink**) 11-12-2010, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by madmaxx

Oh yea, similiar thing happened at a gas station to me, I was pumping gas and felt someone walk up behind me, turned around and it was the definition of Jail Bait looked 25 but probably not 17. She was smoking hot wearing the bare minimal of clothers, called the car gorgeous, and asked for a ride, I just said dont have the time and went home with my tail between my legs. Divorces are way to expensive, LOL!!!

madmaxx, just what type of ride did you think she meant?

tin-man

mdross1 · #13 (**permalink**) 11-13-2010, 04:17 AM

Hang on it may happen more,be careful some of these cuties could be Jail Bait.Once out on the Harley a young hottie wanted a ride,I gave her one then found out she was under age.Scared the daylights out of me.Never again!Have fun!

Silverback51 · #14 (**permalink**) 11-13-2010, 04:47 AM

Just one more reason to get the 5 point harness with the crotch strap.

RallySnake · #15 (**permalink**) 11-14-2010, 11:20 PM

In 24 years of driving my Arntz, I have taken many people for rides. Often, we go to lunch, as long as we can park at a place where I can see the car. One of my favorites is the original Pacito Mas in Studio City. I sometimes manage to park in the spot right next to the outdoor tables.

I have been fortunate to work witn a lot of very attractive young ladies and they have mostly loved to ride in the open car. Once, one of them acted a little bored, so I put the car into a long four wheeled drift through the parking lot. Her scream was louder than the tire squeel!

I have always operated under the principal: "It doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home.

RallySnake

tin-man · #16 (**permalink**) 11-15-2010, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by RallySnake

I have always operated under the principal: "It doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home.

RallySnake

RallySnake, far from it for me to judge, but you seems like a fine upstandin' gent like the folks in the Arizona Cobra Club, whereas I am willing to bet there are at least two people reading these threads who may find it hard to refuse desert out whenever the head cook is takin a break and is outa town. Y'know, sorta like Baskin Robbins 35 flavors n'all, well, sumthin' like that, anyway. I'm finding it very hard to believe every Cobra owner driver can pass the test if their wifey asks, "well y'all take any DDG female for a ride lately while I was outa town, huh? huh??" stealth hands notwithstanding and big grin to the contrary.

tin-man