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04-28-2011, 05:47 AM
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Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Salem,,
NJ
Cobra Make, Engine: ERA 289 FIA #2100 Rio Red Wimbledon White Stripes 302 stroked to 331 Webers Richmond Road Race 5 speed
Posts: 782
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What to say if you get pulled over for speeding
Turned on Comedy Central last night and a comedian was talking about pleading tempory insanity. He said it doesn't quite work for speeding. If a police officer pulls you over you could say " I was cruising at the posted speed limit and all of a sudden I just went crazy, thanks for stopping me." I would love to see the look on the officers face!
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04-28-2011, 06:21 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Near Emerald,
Qld
Cobra Make, Engine: Evans kit, 6 litre, 6 speed, Jag F/R,
Posts: 366
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My brakes have failed and I wanted to get home before I had an accident.
It's always a good idea to ask the officer if you can have a look at his gun too. When he asks why "I just wanted to see if mine was bigger"
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Missed my Cobra budget by thaaaat much.
Ya get that on big jobs.
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04-28-2011, 06:36 AM
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6th Generation Texan
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Devil's Backbone,RR 32,
TX
Cobra Make, Engine: Lone Star Classics #240,Candy Apple Red,Keith Craft 418w - 602 HP,584 TQ
Posts: 8,157
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Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your car in my mirror, I thought you were that officer and were trying to give her back to me…
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04-28-2011, 06:40 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Ottawa,
ON
Cobra Make, Engine: 2002 Superformance w/392 stroker
Posts: 1,623
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Good one. I must try it next time I get pulled over.
Here's a line that didn't work at all for me when I got pulled over last fall. "But officer, I have a bouncing Smiths speedo." Even though it's true, he wasn't having any of that.
And then the young cop called me "old" in the nicest way I've ever heard.
He asked me how fast I thought I was travelling, to which I replied "70 km/h" ;-). So he says, "Sir, you've been driving a lot longer than I have; surely you know what 70 feels like."
I gotta admit, that was pretty good...
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"Anyone who drives faster than you is a Maniac,
and anyone who drives slower is an Idiot." - George Carlin
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04-28-2011, 06:42 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Lake Havasu City, AZ,
AZ
Cobra Make, Engine: Arps/Burroughs/Hurricane/428FE
Posts: 1,346
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NAWW! Gee officer, I couldn't have been going that fast, my speedo read only 50 mph.
I was going 90?....Oh crap! I was looking at my tach. and didn't realize my speed, these damm little English cars are tricky with backward gauges and stuff.
I would really appreciate a break, wife won't be able to afford going to the mall if I get an expensive ticket.
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04-28-2011, 06:45 AM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: VALLEY FORGE,
PA
Cobra Make, Engine: SUPERFORMANCE w DOUG MEYER ENGINE
Posts: 1,958
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"You got me fair and square"  |
04-28-2011, 07:01 AM
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Senile Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY USA,
NY
Cobra Make, Engine: Superformance
Posts: 4,546
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"I'll run you double or nothing!"
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"I'm high all right, but on the real thing....powerful gasoline and a clean windshield..."
rick@autoventureusa.net
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04-28-2011, 07:34 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: starke,
fl
Cobra Make, Engine: Contemporary Classic Car Co. replica of 1966 Cobra made in 1988 with big block bowtie (600 hp 454), Bought about 4 months ago
Posts: 80
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always carry donuts
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04-28-2011, 07:36 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Cobra Make, Engine: Hawk 289 with 65 289 SBF
Posts: 33
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"Sorry Officer but I needed the wind rushing against my face to sober me up!" 
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Building a Hawk 289 Slabside.
Powered by a 65 289 FORD 
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04-28-2011, 07:42 AM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Shasta Lake,
CA
Cobra Make, Engine:
Posts: 26,599
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scaffold
always carry donuts
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Wouldn't it be easier to just carry gift certificates to all of the local doughnut shops? That way they could have them fresh.
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04-28-2011, 07:50 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: El Paso,
tx
Cobra Make, Engine: FRR MKIII 408w
Posts: 340
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"90!!!!!!!! No way...I was still in second gear!!!!"  |
04-28-2011, 07:51 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sacramento,Ca.,
Ca.
Cobra Make, Engine: Midstates (2001)
Posts: 1,724
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Those pranksters in the CT truck with the orange vests must have changed the speed limit signs again....
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04-28-2011, 08:02 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Eastern,
NC
Cobra Make, Engine:
Posts: 235
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Back when the national speed limit was still 55MPH, I got pulled for doin' 85 in the fast lane of the expressway around Atlanta in 5PM rush-hour traffic, trying to dodge the trucks doin' 75.
I told the trooper, "Officer, you can't drive 55 on this expressway." He said,"Your correct, sir, and you can't drive 85, either."
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04-28-2011, 08:09 AM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: VALLEY FORGE,
PA
Cobra Make, Engine: SUPERFORMANCE w DOUG MEYER ENGINE
Posts: 1,958
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Another time I was pulled over the officer said "You know I clocked you back there at 87"
I said "that sounds about right" 
I think they appreciate honesty over excuses 
He let me go
No tickets yet
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04-28-2011, 09:06 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Cobra Make, Engine: Superformance
Posts: 663
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JBCOBRA
No tickets yet
Been pulled over 3 times
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Congratulations. Now by posting this you just jinxed it.  |
04-28-2011, 09:12 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: San Antonio Valley Ca,
ca
Cobra Make, Engine:
Posts: 1,275
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Here. Could you hold my beer while I sign the ticket?
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04-28-2011, 09:51 AM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: VALLEY FORGE,
PA
Cobra Make, Engine: SUPERFORMANCE w DOUG MEYER ENGINE
Posts: 1,958
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LOL AC!
Hey, I have been lucky.
If I do get popped, I will consider it just the same as paying a Toll
Because, A, I likely deserved it and B, I have not had one in almost 20 years..So, my luck is running a little thin
It does really improve my odds of not getting a ticket when I just smile, act dumb, don't bull****, and just be nice about it.
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Congratulations. Now by posting this you just jinxed it. |
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04-28-2011, 10:36 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Neverland,
TX
Cobra Make, Engine:
Posts: 7,460
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Officer... Look at this beautiful piece of machinery and ask yourself one question. Could YOU drive this at the posted speed?
I actually said that once and the guy laughed and said it was one he had not heard before. Then he told me to "OK I understand but slow down ...dammit or next time I'll give you an early Christmas gift"
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04-28-2011, 11:27 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Cobra Make, Engine: #6101 streetbeast Ingelese stack EFI 351w/t-5 9" 4link 3.55
Posts: 277
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Yes I can read. The sign said 50 miles per hour ahead. There is two of us in the car. Thats 100 mph. |
04-28-2011, 11:39 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chester Springs,
PA
Cobra Make, Engine: Kirkham 289 FIA #690, FRPP 427 Boss engine
Posts: 764
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About 15 years ago I was driving my 1970 Mach 1 with a 351c and auto. I left a stop sign "aggressively" and chirped second gear. Immediately, lights behind me. Demonstration of power, 40 in a 25, and careless driving.
" I just got this car and it has some kind of shift kit in the tranny," I stammered nervously, "I really didn't mean to drive like a crazy person, i'm just not used to the car, yet."
"You bought it, you are responsible. Why did you buy a car that you can't handle?"
"I've always wanted one of these since high school. It's really a great car and I'm an excellent driver with no violations. I'll master it."
I got a warning and some friendly advice to not do that again in his patrol area. Also, told me if I decided to sell it, he would be interested. Car guys, even cops, understand other car guys.
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Kirkham #690 289 FIA
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