Amy's Bloomers Around the World! - Page 13

Jamo · #**241** (**permalink**) 02-26-2002, 11:56 PM

He would've made a good chimney sweep too!

Dave--20 hours in a closed vehicle with the gaseous Afrikaner is as familiar as I would want to get with him.

Dave Samson · #**242** (**permalink**) 02-27-2002, 12:02 AM

Jamo,
That's what my son says about me.

So he's not just hot air eh ?

ERA535 · #**243** (**permalink**) 02-27-2002, 12:27 AM

Dave,

I have it from the horses mouth (one Dan Semko, formerly of these parts) that subject ladies briefs were indeed previously worn by an extremely good looking young lady who worked at the Marriott Hotel in Provo, Utah and who voluntarily gave them up in the spirit of the moment.

As you can doubtless tell from the bouquet issuing from strategic areas of subject undergarments, them panties been worn!!!!!

This fact was not lost on the occupants of the K.I.S.S van as it sped toward California. Imaginations went into overdrive by all.

Please enjoy them before sending them on. Who is next?

ERA535 · #**244** (**permalink**) 02-27-2002, 12:34 AM

Jamo - I am South African of British descent.......we look down on Afrikaners......and everyone else.

Kidding.

Actually I used to be South African. Not any more.

An interesting quickie about just what kind of people they are - back in the 60's, when South Africa realized that they had to trade with Japan they had to re-classify Japanese people as "honorary" whites so they could stay in white only hotels because Japanese were classified as non white. Can you believe it?

Turks? Don't even ask

BTW The Turkster is in Boise for 4 days - open season!

Dave Samson · #**245** (**permalink**) 02-27-2002, 01:00 AM

Yes I can believe it, I was in cape Town in 1972 and saw the real meaning of racial segregation. I could not believe my eyes.
My father lived under the Japanese occupation of Shanghai in the 40's and my grandfather spent 6 years in a Japanese concentration camp at that time too - from what I hear, if ever there was a racist nation, that was it.

wilf leek · #**246** (**permalink**) 02-27-2002, 06:20 AM

Pat - I am quite concerned at your obvious admission that you had indeed actually sniffed them panties. Naturally I refrained myself from such activities, it would not go down well at the hunt ball were I to be accused of such.
Anyway - how good looking was this gal in Provo?? Can we have POL (Proof Of Loveliness)?

Dave - waiting with baited breath for your POP. And that Ghandi joke was just aaaaaawful!

ERA535 · #**247** (**permalink**) 02-27-2002, 08:57 AM

Wilf -

I will do my best see if I obtain POL. Perhaps one of our missing brothers can provide same?

When one becomes Americanized, sniffing panties is expected - in fact it is one of the rites of passage in high school. There are those, of course, who deny this kind of behaviour. They are the same people who never pick their noses, make love with the lights out, and recoil in horror at the thought of m-bation, and would never tell a bad Ghandi joke.

Dan - did you per chance take a snap of the young lovely? If so please forward and I will post. If you also have a picture of her during removal of the subject dainties I will pay money!

Dave Samson - Wilfs wife is complaining about his baited breath - says it smells fishy.....just wait until she figures out what fishy breath could also mean....

Jamo · #**248** (**permalink**) 02-27-2002, 09:45 AM

Like I didn't know the difference AFRIKANER.

If it will make you feel better, I will now call you Bleached Zulu--no way you can look down on a Zulu from where you "stand".

You did the deal? Your price is too low.

ERA535 · #**249** (**permalink**) 02-27-2002, 09:56 AM

Jamo:

Being called a "bleached Zulu" would be a compliment! Those guys are tough - and smart. I am neither

The deal is still in the works - either way I can't lose and as the famous Chinese philosopher once said "a journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step" grasshopper.

Regarding the price? I am a man of action! They call me Action Jackson in some places.....

Jamo · #**250** (**permalink**) 02-27-2002, 10:01 AM

Assolutely (except for you not being smart--you must be to have a Turk and a Hye as friends. Either that, or you're freeking crazy!)

Assolutely again--if I didn't want the "other" so darn bad, I'd be bidding on yours. Would you consider a Butler and $100 (it's got that engine setback, you know)?

ERA535 · #**251** (**permalink**) 02-27-2002, 10:12 AM

Jamo:

What/who is a Hye?

Your car has the engine setback? Really?

wilf leek · #**252** (**permalink**) 02-27-2002, 10:58 AM

Pat - I assume that having fishy breath must mean only that I ate some fish?? Can't imagine what else you could mean, you being a well-brought up.....oh, I just saw my mistake.

Dave Samson · #**253** (**permalink**) 02-27-2002, 01:24 PM

Pat,
Jamo is advertising his engine as setback, meaning that it was built in 1892, see his profile !

Let me have that POL, I'll dress her up and post her as our new gashole calendar girl, fish breath, skid marks, teeth marks and all.

wilf leek · #**254** (**permalink**) 03-03-2002, 12:13 PM

Dave - are you going to POP any time this century? Or are you trying to launder out whatever additional stains you put on those panties?

Dave Samson · #**255** (**permalink**) 03-03-2002, 01:21 PM

Wilf,
I'll be POPPING in the next couple of days, you see I had to wait until the end of the CHOGM meeting which took place nearby to ask Tony Blair for his gumboots. How could I possibly be less dressed than you ? Oh yeh, had to find a willing mutt to, one that doesn't bite back. And of course I had to find an older car than the mini, that was easy and a bigger satellite dish than Turk's.

Jamo · #**256** (**permalink**) 03-03-2002, 03:07 PM

ERA
A "Hye" is armenian for an Armenian. You are all "Odars" (no exceptions--we treat all other non-Armenians the same).

Dave
Come on buddy!

Dave Samson · #**257** (**permalink**) 03-03-2002, 03:22 PM

Ok Jamo, you've twisted my arm, I'll do it now.

Jamo · #**258** (**permalink**) 03-03-2002, 03:25 PM

Ooooooooh boooooooy..........this should be good!

Dave Samson · #**259** (**permalink**) 03-03-2002, 03:35 PM

it's between me and ewe !

Dave Samson · #**260** (**permalink**) 03-03-2002, 04:17 PM

my PoPs will be posted tomorrow.

Now we need a new destination...preferably a new continent and a female. Why female, why not ? Maybe she would at least show us the right way to wear it (or not ) ?!?