Amy's Bloomers Around the World!

[Dave Samson]

Jamo,

As I said before, I wonder how long it will take for some creep to display his true colors. The world is full of these low lifes.

[Turk]

Jamo

When one of them referred to the other as "PR^ICK", I started thinking if Evan had relatives down under.
I guess it is not such an exclusive thing after all!

Oh, well.

TURK

[750hp]

Oh, I must have said the wrong thing Sorry Dave, but this isn't about Mech Eng.... and it's certainly not civilised adult conversation (I think Jamo and Turk would be hurt by those insinuations...)
What was I saying? Oh, nevermind! Where's my rock again
?

Turk, it's a beutiful sunny day 4.45pm in Brisbane. I really should be outside enjoying the day, but I just felt like tormenting those that can't handle it!

[Dave Samson]

Turk,

It's 5 pm down here.

[Jamo]

So why don't you both enjoy a cool one! It's 11 p.m. here and colder than {fill in your favorite analogy}.

[Dave Samson]

Craig,

Only an immature fool would behave as you do, the rock is perfect for you. Your parents must be proud of you.

[Turk]

Brief description of afternoon in Brisbane makes me want to go there one of these days real bad.

I made it a policy to only travel to English speaking countries from now on. that is why I no longer travel to England.!!

Tired of saying.."What did they say"?

Hey WILFY!! Are you still sleeping?

TURK

[Dave Samson]

Turk,

Forget it mate, Brisbane's a dump. You have to come to the
Gold Coast where I live:

http://www.reflections.com.au/GoldCoast/index.html

We can offer you the best beaches, the best night life and at least as much crime as Brisbane.

[750hp]

Hehe, England/Ireland/Scotland are all a challenge to understand...
Oh, you really think I'm related to Evan? Test me.... Mention CSX4000 and "not real" in the same sentence and see what happens. If you don't receive a scathing reply of Carroll-loving proportions, then you must be mistaken

[Turk]

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[Turk]

Dave
Gosh darn, Dave. I know so little about Australia, I am embarresed to admit.

Travelling anywhere where the word "queen" is mentioned makes me a little nervous.
I am from the San Francisco area, and a bit Queen-o-phobic!!
I also get exteremely nervous when the fellas start referring to one another as a MATE????


The beeches (spelling) look good however!!

TURK
ps. I DO know how to spell BEACH!

Hey Jamo...You want to go buy some powertools this wekend?

[wilf leek]

Dave - its a neat idea, but a date I can't make due to prior engagements. Thanks for the offer though. You will try to leave Nuremburg in one piece??? Anyway - German beer is too fizzy for me, probably too warm for you. I guess you would be able to force yourself to get outside of a few litres though?

Wilf

[Aussie Mike]

Looks like there is civil war brewing on this thread so I better throw in my 2c while I can.

Australians by and large don't seem to be an overly patriotic people. I think the reason for this is that our country wasn't forged by war.

We have every race under the sun down here and it's one of the things I love about this country. Like a large number of Aussies I wasn't born here but I consider myself an Australian through and through. To give you an example of the incredible mix of creeds and cultures I give my own:

Parents from Irish/English and Irish/NewZealand decent. I was Born in Gibraltar, grew up in Gibraltar, England and NewZealand then moved to Australia about 12 years ago. Married a wonderful first generation Australian lady who's parents met and married here after moving here from the Ukraine and Italy after the WWII.

We have a beautiful 1 year old daughter who can trace her heritage 5 or 6 different ways but none of that realy matters because she is an Australian too.

If this kind of mix can get along I don't see why we can't all do the same.

Cheers

[wilf leek]

BTW everyone, soon as I got POP organised, Amy's Bloomers will be on their flighty way to Dave in Oz. He can be the first to welcome them to God's own country and introduce them to the delights of frozen beer.
I shall be interested to see which part of his body the staples affect. ERA.003 - how could you put one slap bang in the front bottom area??

Wilf

[Aussie Mike]

Sounds like he booby trapped them to discourage you from wearing them.

Cheers

[Aussie Mike]

Turk

The name Queensland is a bit of a red herring as the Queen Epicenter of Australia appears to be Sydney.

I think they named the Sunshine state "Queensland" to atract them away from Sydney but it hasn't worked. Something about the hot weather up there making their make up run

Cheers

[ERA535]

Wilf - I am sorry about the central staple placement but it was the only way I could present the panties without them balling up and making the envelope lumpy -

Did you notice the pleasing scent of the central lower area? I was quite impressed - so was my wife when she walked in on me while I was sampling same. My explanation that I didn't know who's panties they really were seemed to piss her off even more......she left the room muttering something about catching some sort of wierd disease - or hoping I would, or something like that.

In any case the staples, as you have no doubt discovered, can be removed easily.

ERA535

[wilf leek]

Remove the staples??? No way, they have now become a central part of the lore of the bloomers, they shall travel on their way complete with the desecration you have wrought, which shall be remebered for evermore.

Actually, now I think of it, I guess I will have to remove them after all in order to achieve a suitable POP! Ah well.

Wilf

[ERA535]

What the hell is a POP? It's not what I think it is, is it? If it is, please make sure there are no staples around!!!

[Jamo]

Fartbrains
"Proof of Panty" ["POP"]--showing us a picture with the panties at your location. See original post on this thread--you probably just admired the picture.