Amy's Bloomers Around the World! - Page 9

wilf leek · #**161** (**permalink**) 02-09-2002, 08:10 AM

You are all wrong. I had a searingly hot curry last night (British national dish) and any under blanket movements were purely down to my digestive system processing it. It is a daunting task. The heat sensors would have been totally befuddled by this curry.
I did notice the covers were displaced this morning so it has to have been a very windy night. I noticed the cat left the room.
Hot curries are now recommended by our National Health Service as the very best way to give ones digestive tract a thorough work out. Who am I to argue?

Amy's bloomers are (relatively) unmolested - still being tested on the cat. They were for pvssy, were'nt they??

Wife has fallen off her pedestal and gone to see her mother. Means I can go out and buy bits for the car without her knowing. Should be out of the paint shop in a week or so - saw the stripes on this morning - looking good.

And Fartbrains, I can take any amount of teasing - I don't get pi**ed, I just get even.

Wilf

Turk · #**162** (**permalink**) 02-09-2002, 11:06 AM

Funny...you DON'T look Indian!

TURK
Curry? I hate that stuff!

Jamo · #**163** (**permalink**) 02-09-2002, 12:55 PM

We'd better not see any "curry" stains on those panties, which by the way are long overdue from these pages.

Come on Wilf--get the deed done, or we'll have to see if U-2 can paint a little red dot on your a$$.

wilf leek · #**164** (**permalink**) 02-09-2002, 01:46 PM

Turk - the Indians in Britain have donated all their curry to us white trash. We now eat very little else. In fact the most popular dish, Chicken Tikka Massala, is actually unkown to folks of Asian descent.
Fish and Chip shop proprietors are pulling out their hair. It's a national disaster for them, their children have no shoes, and also the Chinese take-away proprietors, who provided our previous staple diet in the early 1990's.

Jamo - I am now practised in the art of eating curries - having dissolved several pairs of trousers (and underpants) during my apprenticeship in 1998, I now have (a semblance of) control of the appropriate sphincters. Amy's panties are safe, so long as the cat's worm pills don't have their usual effect.

However, ther are some warm beers (Bass draught springs to mind) which are actually highly efficient muscle relaxants masquerading as innocent bevvies.

U2driver - are you getting into this act as well?? Why does an Irish rockband need another driver?

Wilf

Jamo · #**165** (**permalink**) 02-09-2002, 02:23 PM

Wilf
Sounds like Mexicans when you offer them a Taco Bell product--means nothing to them. I presume you realize U-2 Driver is not associated with the elderly band, but with a certain powered glider that has been based in your fair land... We can't wait til he gives POP with the curviture of the earth as a backdrop.

wilf leek · #**166** (**permalink**) 02-09-2002, 03:56 PM

Jamo - curries are one thing, the Texas chillie concoctions I saw somewhere on this forum are another. I can do without further stimulation of my endorphins. They seem to be quite inoffensive fish.
And yes - I do understand the true vocation of Mr T Gun but could not resist an easy joke. Sorry. How did you guys manage to pervert one of Americas finest? And you got him cooped up in that land speed record gas chamber van thing with windows that Turk stole. Does that not count against him on his service record???
You wouldn't find a RAF type doing such a thing - the moustache would droop in a methane atmosphere.
Anyway - must get back out to the garage (sorry, shop) to fondle my new K&N thingie. It's a lovely colour, should match my petrol.

Wilf

Guinness · #**167** (**permalink**) 02-09-2002, 05:39 PM

JAMO,
This one's for you.

Guinness · #**168** (**permalink**) 02-09-2002, 05:43 PM

JAMO,
The image didn't attach and I even followed Brent's directions on how to attach large pic files. Go to my photo gallery, your requested photo is there.

Jamo · #**169** (**permalink**) 02-09-2002, 06:49 PM

ASSOLUTELY FVCKING INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ERA535 · #**170** (**permalink**) 02-09-2002, 08:35 PM

JAMO - What's incredible.....????

Turk, Pete Cala and I have been out driving around the wine country for the last seven hours - scaring sheep, scaring the populace, and getting pulled over by the law (Turk has pictures - to be posted soon - could be grim!).

U2driver - you aren't telling us that you don't know how to post some pictures - are you

That is toooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jamo · #**171** (**permalink**) 02-09-2002, 08:39 PM

U-2's photo gallery--"day at the office"

Who got a ticket?

Jamo · #**172** (**permalink**) 02-09-2002, 08:44 PM

Wilf
Where the he!! is Leics, or is that short for Leicester? We may be coming back for the Easter break and take a driving trip from London to Edinborough to see more of the country beyond London (as you recommended). Besides Hadrians' freeking wall (I plan to pi$$ off of it), what else do you recommend between those two quaint little villages? Do they make kilts my size?

BTW, what the fvck is in Wales, besides Welsh?

ERA535 · #**173** (**permalink**) 02-09-2002, 09:34 PM

JAMO - Turk, I am sure, will be posting some photos of our "activities.

Ikestaa · #**174** (**permalink**) 02-09-2002, 10:24 PM

I think U2-Driver has earned the bad-a$$ award. What a great photo and job.

Turk · #**175** (**permalink**) 02-10-2002, 02:16 AM

I hope you are better at taking pictures than posting them..Geez,
What do you do at the end of a mission?
Take them to Fotomat, and ask for two for one special??

TURK

Turk · #**176** (**permalink**) 02-10-2002, 02:19 AM

We didn't get a ticket, but I think we might have picked up another ClubCobra member!

Maybe next week we can get him to run Radar for us!!
Great Guy!

Click on this to see the Good (that would be me), The Bad (That is a toss up) and The UGLY (not me).

http://clubcobra.com/forums/showthre...threadid=14548

TURK

wilf leek · #**177** (**permalink**) 02-10-2002, 03:25 AM

Jamo - I recommend www.mapquest.co.uk - you can get our whole country into one itty bitty map!
Leicester is in the Midlands, roughly paralell (in a north - south sense) with Birmingham, but a ways east. We are right next to the main (M1) N-S motorway, so you have no excuses.

Wales - how did I know you would find a reason to visit our most intensive sheep-rearing area? That's what's in Wales (plus the Welsh, who make a formidable reason to never go there).

Although it's on the wrong side of the country (what the heck, it's a small country), the Lake District would be a nice area to drive through on your way North, also if you drop by here, you can get there via the Peak District, again scenic.

U2-Driver - how do we know your'e not just asleep behind that shiny visor and letting some computer do all your work for you??

Wilf

Dave Samson · #**178** (**permalink**) 02-10-2002, 03:34 AM

Can't believe that you guys are still slinging the insults with such enthusiasm, good on you. Wilf sure can take a lotta **** can't he, a true Englishman.
We (15 Cobras) had a great day snaking around the countryside, dropping in on a few guys building Cobras, lunch at a country pub. If only it wasn't so bloody hot, at least 35C all day, I feel like the shrimp that jumped off the barby.

computerworks · #**179** (**permalink**) 02-10-2002, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ikestaa
I think U2-Driver has earned the bad-a$$ award. What a great photo and job.

I think I have a real picture of Jeff at work...let me look.

computerworks · #**180** (**permalink**) 02-10-2002, 07:34 AM

Don't believe that cockpit stuff... here is Jeff at work: