Amy's Bloomers Around the World! - Page 11

wilf leek · #**201** (**permalink**) 02-10-2002, 12:59 PM

Turk - I did both inches and centimetres during my educational years, I have no problem with either. But, of course, I am a UK homey, and here any car with more than 2 litres is "BIG". So, at 6.7 litres, my SMALL block is still BIG, (in fact bigger than a lot of BIG blocks!!).

And I thought "10" was a descriptor applied to Bo Derek and the like??
I prefer to keep things in inches, or it sounds like I could be bragging if I talk in centimetres. There is no translation in metric for 36, 24, 36.

Wilf

Jamo · #**202** (**permalink**) 02-10-2002, 03:59 PM

Ms. Derek was a SB--we grow em bigger than that now--more like "BFBs"!!!!!

Wilf--I'm gonna be contacting you soon re your ideas for a motoring trip while we're there. And if you don't "POP" by then, I'm afraid you'll suffer the consequences of me staging the pictures!

ERA535 · #**203** (**permalink**) 02-10-2002, 04:02 PM

Let's see....203 millimeters!!!!!!!!!! That sounds even better!!

Guinness · #**204** (**permalink**) 02-10-2002, 07:45 PM

Ron,
You caught me, staff geek extaordinaire! I fell off my chair laughing so hard.

computerworks · #**205** (**permalink**) 02-10-2002, 07:50 PM

...what? ....what?
...that's a real picture.

glad I made ya smile!

Dave Samson · #**206** (**permalink**) 02-11-2002, 01:42 AM

Wilf,

If Jamo gives you any more hassles, let him have it :

wilf leek · #**207** (**permalink**) 02-11-2002, 06:15 AM

Club Stinky eh?? Jolly good idea. Sure ERA.008 will be remembered for ever for inspiring the motto!

Dave - how come you have so much time on your hands to produce perverted images like that??? I'm getting real worried about you.

Wilf

Turk · #**208** (**permalink**) 02-11-2002, 07:43 AM

He also was MY inspiration for "gashole".
He may be many things to many people but to me...he is nothing but a walking inspiration.

TURK

Jamo · #**209** (**permalink**) 02-11-2002, 12:44 PM

ASSolutely!

Dave Samson · #**210** (**permalink**) 02-11-2002, 01:46 PM

Wilf,
I retired 5 years ago, don't expect me to get serious now.

Jamo · #**211** (**permalink**) 02-11-2002, 02:05 PM

Dave
Your serious about that? Nice pic--shows everyone loves sheep.

Dave Samson · #**212** (**permalink**) 02-11-2002, 02:34 PM

Jamo,
Sure I am, why not , and yes how can an Aussie dislike sheep ?

Jamo · #**213** (**permalink**) 02-11-2002, 09:22 PM

So true... Is that why you all wear wool underwear?

Dave Samson · #**214** (**permalink**) 02-11-2002, 09:55 PM

No, we wear it coz wool doesn't burn and we're all gasholes

wilf leek · #**215** (**permalink**) 02-16-2002, 09:17 AM

Dearest KISSA$$-ers:

Right then! UK POP is now firmly under way. Having given up with these fangled digitalis camera jobby's, I have resorted to good old wet film.
Thanks to Mrs Wilf who took the pictures (and had to keep saying "it's a "boy" thing" to passers-by).
Film will be in for processing Monday, have a friend who will scan the piccies, so hopefully POP UK will be up on this thread by Wednesday!
Amy's panties will be on their way to Dave in OZ Monday. Hurrah. Progress at last.
I hope that when you see the result, you will agree that it captures an essence of "english", featuring as it will two design icons which are unmistakably so. (and me). Sadly my Cobra is still in the paint shop, so it can't feature here.
Until Wednesday.

Dave Samson · #**216** (**permalink**) 02-16-2002, 02:12 PM

My knees are already trembling, I just can't wait. Be sure to put an airmail sticker on it, you remember the blue ones, or else it will be sent out on the next convict ship.

Jamo · #**217** (**permalink**) 02-16-2002, 04:47 PM

Oh boy oh boy oh boy......

Wilf--you got mail.

wilf leek · #**218** (**permalink**) 02-19-2002, 03:46 PM

Well, guys, here it is, proof of the first leg of the wanderings of Amy's Bloomers:

You will observe that I decided that the stapling committed by ERA747 was just too much of the ever-increasing legend of Amy's Bloomers to undo. Thus they are now winging their way to Dave down under as received by me.

wilf leek · #**219** (**permalink**) 02-19-2002, 03:48 PM

And here's another, with obligatory black Labrador:

wilf leek · #**220** (**permalink**) 02-19-2002, 03:51 PM

And lastly, the Duke of Leicestershire insisted that he got into the act. You'll have to excuse him, he's the county's leading nudist, but I least I caught him with a brace of pheasants rather than just a pair of *********: