The Ultimate Cobra/Street Road Emergency Surgical Pack

Dan Semko · #1 (**permalink**) 02-27-2003, 01:04 PM

I have an idea for "the ultimate cobra/street rod Emergency Surgical Pack" that will require minimal trunk space while providing maximum protection against grease, road grime and the elements. The pack will consist of a disposable knee length, non abrasive, waterproof, surgical gown that will protect your
clothing as well as the finish on your cobra and double as a drop cloth if you need to crawl under your car or sit on the ground, a disposable hand towel and 6 pairs of microtouch, disposable surgical gloves to keep your hands clean. The sizing will need to be one size up from your normal size especially with the gloves. The total pack will cost $35 + $10 handling and
shipping. Replacement quantities of each will be available if our medical suppliers will provide a quantity deal. This is just a creative idea that might interest those that have encountered unexpected road adjustments at the most inopportune time. Your feedback will be appreciated. If you're interested, please private e-mail your sizes and I'll check on the availability and time schedules.

Dan
sudans2@infocom.com

computerworks · #2 (**permalink**) 02-27-2003, 02:07 PM

...one would probably be arrested if spotted wearing all that gear on the side of the road.

wilf leek · #3 (**permalink**) 02-27-2003, 02:19 PM

Can you get them with sequins?

snake oil · #4 (**permalink**) 02-27-2003, 02:53 PM

Yeah I can just see it now........

SOMEWHERE IN ARKANSAS......

on the side of the road a stranded cobra

Coming down the road a couple of the locals after work.
Hey Jim do you see that ????
Hey yaeah Clem but I don't believes it!! ha ha...
There some dang fool not only sittin' there with a
50 thousand doller fancied up car.. with a flat and
Why's he wearin' that dress????
and gloves Maybe he is one of themthere fancy doctors gonna operate on his car or somethin'?//!!!! ha ha ha

Neal Jackson · #5 (**permalink**) 02-27-2003, 03:45 PM

Good Deal! Those same items included in a normal hospital billing invoice would probably total about $1200.00!

Can you get them with Cheetah spots?

Dan Semko · #6 (**permalink**) 02-27-2003, 03:45 PM

Turk will seize the opportunity to pull every female under age 30 over and conduct a full body examination. I can imagine receiving a midnight call from The Mediterranean Love God with the police on the other line, asking me to validate that he purchased a packet from me and that he's legit......"hey, if he doesn't speak the language, I'd recommend a full oriface body search officer. Those illegal can hide some pretty interesting things in strange places. Oh by the way, did you find any of those young sheep pictures that he's been trying to sell?"