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Ahh, yeah, right.... http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/s...t=1&thecat=500 |
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You have had some close calls and god I hope you live a long time, you deserve it. But I gotta say that airplane story had me rolling. I'm guessing that you don't have a swimming pool or trampoline at your house.:LOL: |
Jason's many tales of near death and misdventure
Cripes dude, you need to have me print you a T-shirt with a disclaimer on it! I can't believe I took a Cobra ride with you!! :) |
Jason
Please post in advance any trips you take ---:D I don't think any of us want to be inadvertently subjected to your adventures:LOL: :LOL: hope your guardian angel doesn't just give up on you:3DSMILE: |
,,,you know I'd like to have a BBQ with Jason,,,,,I'll bring the matches. Fires are something I'm really good at. :JEKYLHYDE
Ernie |
Hey Brett,
You have one of the most stunning replicas I've ever seen. Congrats man! |
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Like I tell people there is a reason why they have odds, some poor sap that gets it. When you are the 1 out of 100 to 1 odds, it doesn’t feel like 100 to 1 odds. So who is coming to my party this weekend? I plan to hire fire breathers, lion tamers and high wire acts. I mean what could go wrong? :LOL: |
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2)You could probably turn loose lions, that have no fear of humans, into the suburbs 3)The high wire act could cause a low flying plane to crash, immolating the neighborhood(see #1) :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Thanks for the invite but I think I'll pass--odds don't look to good for me:LOL: :LOL: |
So back tot he subject at hand, I hear it is a done deal.
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Jason, I think you should change the name under your name from "The Joker" to "The Black Cat". It would be more fitting; you've had more than your share of bad luck, yet it seems you have nine lives.
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Bad or good luck is a matter of perception of one's self or surroundings.
I have had to learn to have a good sense of humor when there is always a delay or something that goes wrong in my plans. $hit happens to everyone, just more to others from time to time. I will have a good vacation, even if it kills me:LOL: |
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Jason, whose name is on your life insurance? You DO have life insurance, right? (Trying to be funny, not nosey! No offense meant.)
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Maybe if Casio buys Rolex they can actually figure out a way to get my Submariner & Yachtmaster to run as precisely (all the time) as my Casio GShock :) I prefer Ebel take over for Rolex but you can't always get what you wish for.
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My wife’s. She already knows I am worth more dead than alive. I keep finding these empty bottles of antifreeze in the pantry? She has also let me know that she is well aware of the advantages of dumping a body in the desert and letting the coyotes take care of the rest. She is so smart and that is what I love about her. We don’t camp much anymore though. She always offers to help me when I work underneath the car. I used to let her but she always seemed to trip over the jack all the time, good thing it never completely slipped out. I don’t know why but I always feel like someone is trying to kill me. She says I am just delusional. Perhaps I am because I also think our house is possessed. Out of no where a knife or heavy objects will fly across the room at me. Thank God I have my wife through all this! |
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Yeah,,,,thats the ticket Jason,,,,she is right behind you all the way! LOL
,,,,uh,,,,,watch your back,,,,,,Ha HA! Ernie |
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