Raki, taquilla, vodka...

Jamo · #1 (**permalink**) 06-23-2003, 08:18 AM

...much pain...post later...

petek · #2 (**permalink**) 06-23-2003, 08:36 AM

wimp

JWheaton · #3 (**permalink**) 06-23-2003, 11:22 AM

Was that before or after you got to the fling?

jayscobras · #4 (**permalink**) 06-24-2003, 05:23 PM

YOU NEVER DID GET THAT IN THE RIGHT ORDER

FIRST YOU SNORT TEQUILLA

THEN YOU TAKE A SHOT OF RAKI

THEN YOU TAKE A SHOT OF THE BELVEDERE VODKA TO GET THE RAKI TASTE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

THEN YOU HAVE A SWIG OR TWO OF THE MOONSHINE TO CLEAN THE ENAMEL OFF YOUR TEETH

REPEAT EVERY 15 MINUTES IF NEEDED

JAY

P.S. MY TONGUE IS ASLEEP AND MY TEETH ITCH

RACERAL · #5 (**permalink**) 06-24-2003, 05:35 PM

uh, ummmm, wuss

Jamo · #6 (**permalink**) 06-24-2003, 05:52 PM

He!! Jay, I thought I was doing pretty good still being able to stand. I'll practice all year--I have to get this right.

Al, I admit it--I'm a wuss. Jay and Blackjack had me calling for my mommie. BUT--we did drink everything you gave us. And many thanks again. Only wish I could've made through airport security with one of those Mason jars.

PatBuckley · #7 (**permalink**) 06-24-2003, 06:32 PM

My mason jar unfortunately made it through security.....I say unfortunately because when I placed my bag in the overhead bin the mason jar leaked.....upon arrival I opened the bin and it was wet - I was waiting for some sort of reaction from the passengers who shared the bin with me although I must say I didn't give them much of a chance as I was gone.

It could have gotten ugly fast - terrorists have used less potent materials to inflict more damage. No one would have believed me that it was something you drink!

LNP

One more thing - snorting Tequila ain't nothin'. I just wish I could remember what is was like.

My wife says my voice has changed and I haven't been able to get a woody since Friday night. Wife is happy. I can sing now.

RACERAL · #8 (**permalink**) 06-24-2003, 07:12 PM

I was kinda wondering if anybody would try to sneek any of the stuff back home on a plane..
Who the heck did I give it to anyway.... I just passed it out to anybody with a Gashole hat...
Pat... I know that stuff smelled to high heaven.... when I got home Sunday nite... I opened the trash can out in the garage where the gallon jar that it came in was.. and it liked to knocked me out....

Whaler · #9 (**permalink**) 06-24-2003, 08:35 PM

Pat,
Don't they call that a dirty bomb??

In my parts you take that carryon and then add high nitrogen fertilizer. Use a blasting cap or a half stick and you can blow the largest stumps right out of a field.

Its kind of funny, years back we had a guy who tried to take 93% sulfuric home in his lunch box in a glass jar. He thought it would be good for cleaning up engine parts.
He got past the guard shack and then put the lunch box on his frosty car while he unlocked the door. The thing then proceeded to slide off the hood and hit the pavement before he turned around it had quickly become a smokebomb, he took evasive action and not wanting to garner further attention picked it up and tossed it another 50 feet into the side of a ditch. The aluminum box was breaking down almost instantly.........funny as hell, as the shift was changing and people were laughing to themselves without asking a single question.

Tim