Who-or-WHAT hurt COBRAS the most?

[CowtownCobra]

I got an advance look at the Road Serpents Inc assembly manual. Pretty straight forward except for that part about "annealing" the chassis. Now I don't know much about this "annealing" stuff but I bet its REAL important. The process goes as follows: bolt a margarita machine FIRMLY to the chassis, make a ful batch, and the whole batch must be consumed as quickly as possible for the chassis to anneal properly. Well, I figure the only way I'm gonna complete that step is with some help from my neighbor Big Mike. Only problem is, when B.M. has a few too many he tends to want to bring out his NRA collection and start practice shooting. We already don't have hardly a bird or a squirrel left in the neighborhood. So in order to keep the PETA folks from shutting down Road Serpents Inc, I have decided delay my order.

The world is now safe

[iaspf]

To add to previous comments, I think there is a younger generation out there that loves these cars. The other day I stopped at a friends house, five 7yr old boys came running over to see the car. As many asked what it was one boy had the answer. He even ran back into his house to get his coloring book with a Cobra in it that he had done.

Matt