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[slithering]

BLACKJACK,

I'll proudly pass your kind words to my son. Thanks...

Chris

[Turk]

BLACKJACK,
The only reason Wanda is wearing someone else's underwear is because (if this is the same blow up doll as the one at DVSFIII) someone thought it was a good idea to stuff the black underwear she had on, into MY luggage.

I had to do a lot of explaining when I came back from the Fling and started unloading the dirty laundry out of my bags.
Eventually I came across something that looked like a black sock, and upon close examination it turned out that it was NOT a black sock (since I hadn't taken any with me to begin with).

The expression on Jan's face was priceless. Maybe not as priceless as me frantically getting on the internet trying to find a photo of her from Ohio. None were posted by then.

It took me a few days to get vindicated. I am not all that she she bought it 100%.

TURK

[BLACKJACK]

TURK - - -

I PROMISE YOU, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE UNDERWEAR GETTING INTO YOUR LUGGAGE. ONLY BECAUSE I HADN'T THOUGHT OF IT FIRST. FUNNY AS HELL, THOUGH.

BUT, ALAS, NO - - - MY WANDA IS ONLY A TWIN SISTER OF THE LOVELY CHILD AT DVSF-III. SHE WAS BESTOWED UPON ME BY THE CACC GANG AT OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY - - IN ETERNAL REMEMBERANCE OF THE "ORIGINAL" WHO HAD BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED IN A POSITION OF REPOSE UPON MY PROBOSCIS.

MY "GIRL" WEARS THE SAME "LEOPARD SKIN" BRA AND THONG THAT "CHIPPER" WORE TO THE VIENNA INN BREAKFAST AS A RESULT OF A SUCKER BET WHEREIN MY STEELERS KICKED HIS BROWNS BUTTS IN AN NFL PLAYOFF GAME.

INCIDENTLY, (AND HARDLY A SURPRISE) WANDA-DUECE LOOKS A HELL OF A LOT BETTER IN THEM THAN CHIPPER DID.

Y'ALL HAVE A REALLY GREAT DAY.

BLACKJACK