What is your favorite saying?

[Hoofa]

I came up with these for a trade show, I did about 15 different Franklin quotes. This was my favorite. I'm trying to find a good one for a Magazine follow up ad right now.

[Juggernaut]

"I'm going to see a man about a horse"

Somebody here must know what this really means!

[valpodoc]

Nothing says "have a nice day" like a really nice rack.

[jdog]

Originally Posted by chas427fe

"What we have here is a failure to communicate" - Cool Hand Luke

I actually use this quote all the time at work!


On my dash:





jdog

[SSSammy]

"Ah did not have sexual relations with that woman ..." (for best effect, waggle your finger at the listener)



Cheers,
Sam

[trularin]

"With all the people on this planet, why did you chose me to fu@k with?"

And

"More mixed up than a squirrel on an eight lane freeway."

And

"Oh I see the Fu@kup fairy visited us in the night."

And

"I do not know what you have, I am sure it is hard to spell."

[speed220mph]

Don't sweat the small stuff . . . unless you're going to fly that thing.

[427sharpe]

From an old time comedian:
"I'm just a pair of brown shoes in a tuxedo world."

[Snowsnake]

If Your Not Living On The Edge, Your Taking Up To Much Space !

[392cobra]

The young will always be young, and do stupid $hit.
They will eventually get old, and *itch and complain about the stupid $hit young people do.
That’s how you can tell if your young or old.

[392cobra]

Artificial Intelligence Is No
Match For Natural Stupidity

[GlynMeek]

I have always had this one on a sign in my office!

"Rome did not build a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing everyone who opposed them"

[Goober]

"My opinion is worth exactly what you paid for it"
Stolen from Wilf in England.

Mark

[rdorman]

"If you want to dance, you have to pay the band"

[Tugboat]

The old Hot Rod favorite.

"Sit down, Shut up and Hang on!"

Sort of goes with a cobra.

Larry

[JTD]

Dress British, act Yiddish

[427sharpe]

Originally Posted by GlynMeek

I have always had this one on a sign in my office!

"Rome did not build a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing everyone who opposed them"

ROFLMAO!

I think I have found a new favorite...

[Hank F]

Author unk,
"The answers I have--It`s the questions I don`t understand!"

[KM480]

Originally Posted by chas427fe

"What we have here is a failure to communicate" - Cool Hand Luke

That was actually the warden that said that.


"Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand" -that was Cool Hand Luke

"Never enough time to do it right the first time-but there's always enough to do it over"

"Out of 200,000 sperm, you were the quickest?"

"That's more F'd up than a pile of coat hangers"

"Youth and ability are no match for old age and treachery"

"When you're upside down and burning...Then you've gone too fast."

[Yetiman]

Never run out of luck skill and real estate all at the same time. And hang up that F%@#ing phone !

I got to use that one last week when a blonde high school girl crashed into a snow bank in in front of my house and was crying cause' her iPhone broke when it hit the windshield.