What is your favorite saying?

[sllib]

Money can't buy you hapiness, but it sure can rent it.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

Bill Stradtner

[sidewaysinthird]

Some of my favs....

Tracers work both diretions

Ignorance should be painful

Too many idiots, not enough villages

Stupid is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome.

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro

My arbitrary belief system is better than your's.

[CSX 4039]

1. What if there were no rhetorical questions?

2. A nose in the ass is worth two in the books.

3. It's not what you know, it's who you blow.

4. Money can't buy happiness, but poverty sure can buy a lot of misery.

5. Give me liberty, or give me death.

[Steve Cassani]

Growing old ain't for sissies.

[Silverback51]

No sense being dumb unless you can prove it.


And it always amazes me how many people out there prove it.

[Joe Wicked]

I select from the following list to commonly describe people that I meet who are less fortunate in the intelligence department:

Swift like rock, sharp like bowling ball
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier
Dumber than a box of rocks
Dumber than a box of hammers (you hit a hammer on the head as hard as you can and there is no noticeable damage. a little more severe than a box of rocks)

I also like
F***ed up like a soup sandwich
That is about as useful as a football bat
This is like watching a monkey f*** a football
It is what it is

[vanoochka]

Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.

[Goober]

"Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit"

"Money isn't number 1, but it's way ahead of what's in 2nd place"

"Your village called, their missing their idiot"

Mark

[Blair]

The words in blue say it all!

[concobra]

Oh Boy. I try to be diplomatic when it comes to corresponding on this website. But I am sure that I could use help when it comes to the sayings I like. Well here they are anyway.

1. A car is just a good way to carry around a great engine.
2. Fancy paint never equalled fast.
3. When standing at a Hot Rod show a friend of mine & I witnessed a group of new Corvettes pull up. After spending years building his car my friend said. "I think I'll buy a new Corvette, wax it and bring it to a car show."
4. PT Cruisers SUCK
5. I have a TV is in my house and a Steering wheel is in my car. Cause thats where they belong.
6. And my favorite: When asked if I plan to put a stereo in my Cobra my diplomatic saying is: HELL NO are you putting side pipes on your Accord?

[Dwight]

Everybody is stupid, until they prove otherwise.

Your life goal should be; "To be smarter than inanimate objects"


Dwight

[wizard]

"The problem with stupid people is that they aren't smart enough to know they're stupid." (I believe John Boy Said that.)

[elgecko]

Go ahead....make my day.

You don't win a war by dying for your country... You win by having the other son-of-a- _itch die for his country.

[hey,littlecobra]

if your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down!

we try harder..... (avis)

[eschaider]

Like a mouse fart in a tornado!

Ed

[gt500bill]

"You are as useless as nuts on a priest"

"A few fries short of a happy meal"

"you big lummox!"

[Barnsnake]

From my 60's hot rodding days:

If it don't go, chrome it.

Beware of cars with primer for paint. The money went under the hood.

[Aussie Mike]

A friend often used these phrase to describe some one asthetically challenged; "She's got a head like jar of smashed crabs" or "A face like a dropped pie"

Money won't make you happy but at least you can be miserable in comfort.

Cheers

[mtml427]

Here is one I remember from my father: "Do you hear me looking at you"

[767Jockey]

"Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining"