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02-23-2008, 11:32 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Jacksonville,
FL
Cobra Make, Engine: VSE alum. frame, FFR carbonfiber body (under construction)
Posts: 293
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That's gelding a lilly. (me) (now we'll find out who the farm boys are)
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer. (Kissinger)
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02-24-2008, 03:14 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cape Coral,
FL
Cobra Make, Engine: 2009 Solbra
Posts: 3,861
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A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.
She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
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Don't change horses
until they stop running.
2.
Strike while the
bug is close.
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It's always darkest before
Daylight Saving Time.
4.
Never underestimate the power of
termites.
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You can lead a horse to water but
How?
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Don't bite the hand that
looks dirty.
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No news is
impossible.
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A miss is as good as a
Mr.
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You can't teach an old dog new
Math.
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If you lie down with dogs, you'll
stink in the morning.
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Love all, trust
Me.
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The pen is mightier than the
pigs.
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An idle mind is
the best way to relax.
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Where there's smoke there's
pollution.
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Happy the bride who
gets all the presents.
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A penny saved is
not much.
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Two's company, three's
the Musketeers.
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Don't put off till tomorrow what
you put on to go to bed.
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Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
You have to blow your nose.
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There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder.
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Children should be seen and not
spanked or grounded.
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If at first you don't succeed
get new batteries.
23.
You get out of something only what you
See in the picture on the box.
24.
When the blind lead the blind
get out of the way.
25.
A bird in the hand
is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26.
Better late than
Pregnant.
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Dan Wulff
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
(No doubt, most will blame it on the donuts.)
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
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02-24-2008, 03:52 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Sparks,
NV
Cobra Make, Engine: None at this time sold the last one
Posts: 191
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I am hotter than a mad Jesus chasing sinners.
I could ride this knife from hear to purgatory and never dent my a$$ with it.
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02-25-2008, 10:32 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Cobra Make, Engine:
Posts: 4,926
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I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. NOT screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I didnt do it. You cant prove that I DID do it. Besides, NOBODY saw me do it.
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Of course it's REAL! You are NOT imagining it!
We don't want a bigger government; We want a government that does a few BIG things, and does them right.
If you think that you can cut it, if you think you got the time, they'll only give you one chance, better get it right first time. 'Cause in this game you're playin, if you lose you got to pay. And if you make just ONE wrong move, you'll get BLOWN AWAY!
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02-25-2008, 11:58 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Friant,
ca
Cobra Make, Engine:
Posts: 106
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" I have a plan... "
serenity now !!!!
" you, OUT of the gene pool !
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02-26-2008, 12:07 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Madera,
CA
Cobra Make, Engine: Kirkham 427sc
Posts: 70
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"you're melting down dimes to plug a nickel"
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02-26-2008, 05:53 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Prince Frederick,
MD
Cobra Make, Engine: Unique 427 S/C 427 FE S.O. 484 cu in
Posts: 952
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"Your car couldn't pull a sick whore off a piss pot"
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02-26-2008, 08:15 AM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: ione,
ca
Cobra Make, Engine: SPF #1473 392 cu.in. titanium/black stripes
Posts: 945
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"Even an old turd will stink if you poke it enough" was my Texas father-in-law's way of telling me to just leave some things alone.
Bob
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02-26-2008, 09:36 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Uniontown,
Oh
Cobra Make, Engine: Unique 445 FE stroker
Posts: 322
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I believe it was Johann Bach that first said,...If its not baroque don't fix it...  |
02-26-2008, 10:01 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Buffalo,
NY
Cobra Make, Engine: Classic Roadster SC
Posts: 92
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02-26-2008, 10:45 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Baton Rouge, Louisiana,
La.
Cobra Make, Engine: Waiting to Order a BDR, engine to be a SA C408. TKO to hook it up.
Posts: 1,259
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No amount of alcohol can drink her pretty.
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Pull a gear .... drop the hammer .... and enjoy the Drive !!
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02-26-2008, 11:32 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Prince Frederick,
MD
Cobra Make, Engine: Unique 427 S/C 427 FE S.O. 484 cu in
Posts: 952
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"OK son, I called you son not because you're bright like the sun. It's because your a sonuva*****"
A backhoe operator use to love saying that to us plumbers down in the ditch.  |
02-26-2008, 04:01 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Scottsdale,
az
Cobra Make, Engine: Bought an Exact carbon car in TX. Bought a 427 sideoiler with 630 HP
Posts: 1,714
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If I can Drink you pretty you can drink me tall. Said by a good friend in Gulfport Miss. years ago. RIP, Bob
John
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double ugly
The average fighter pilot, despite the sometimes swaggering exterior, is very much capable of such feelings as love, affection, intimacy and caring. These feelings just don't involve anybody else.
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02-26-2008, 04:25 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Post Falls,
ID
Cobra Make, Engine: Everett-Morrison
Posts: 111
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Groucho Marx
The next time I see you.......remind me not to speak to you anymore, ok?
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02-26-2008, 05:38 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: San Jose,
Ca
Cobra Make, Engine: SPF #1436 514
Posts: 1,488
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wish in one and and sh@t in the other and see which one fills up first. cheese and rice!!
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02-26-2008, 08:56 PM
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6th Generation Texan
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Devil's Backbone,RR 32,
TX
Cobra Make, Engine: Lone Star Classics #240,Candy Apple Red,Keith Craft 418w - 602 HP,584 TQ
Posts: 8,157
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You look like you're about to do something stupid. I'm in.
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02-27-2008, 08:10 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: McLeansboro,
Il
Cobra Make, Engine: LA Exotic
Posts: 235
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That is about as usefull as a screen door on a submarine.
That is as useless as tits on a boar hog.
If it don't go, crome it(could that be the reason that Jegs and Summit have so much crome stuff for Chebbys in thier catalogs?)
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
No muff too tuff, we dive em all(seen on a tee shirt)
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02-27-2008, 10:32 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Westminster CA USA,
CA
Cobra Make, Engine: SPF812; 427 Windsor
Posts: 14
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My Dad always used to say, "Stupid things happen to Stupid people". Unfortunately it usually applied to me! And for the record, he said that years before Forrest Gump said "Stupid is as Stupid does".
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02-27-2008, 07:40 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Dalton,
GA
Cobra Make, Engine: West Coast 460, Performer Cam & Intake, Edelbrock 750cfm Carb
Posts: 256
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The probability of someone witnessing you doing a stupid act is directly proportional to how stupid the act is.
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 "Nobody gets to see the Wizard. Not Nobody. Not Nohow.
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02-27-2008, 09:07 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Cobra Make, Engine: KMP, Keith Craft
Posts: 277
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Money isn't always worth what it costs.
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