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02-27-2008, 09:31 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Provo,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Kirkham, 427
Posts: 6,990
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I once had a really smart attorney tell me:
"If you don't take care of your friends...you won't have any."
You coming to the Kirkham Homecoming?
David
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02-27-2008, 10:18 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Sydney,
NSW
Cobra Make, Engine: Classic Revival #3199. 366ci L76, T56 6 speed, Blue circle custom paint, Australias most original cobra 2009-2010
Posts: 2,396
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"He has a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock"....
To describe someone "a few bricks short of a load".....
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Proudly registered since 2013.
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02-27-2008, 11:04 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Cobra Make, Engine: KMP, Keith Craft
Posts: 277
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Quote:
Originally Posted by David Kirkham
I once had a really smart attorney tell me:
"If you don't take care of your friends...you won't have any."
You coming to the Kirkham Homecoming?
David
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You're awfully lucky to know so many attorneys who are both smart and wise, considering how few of us there are. 
I'm abso-motherloving-lutely going to show up. I just got the Big Chief to sign my permission slip tonight. I want to see and touch the Million Dollar Skunkworks Chassis before it gets hidden forever in some private collection somewhere.
I'll email Joe to make sure he saves me a place.
My plan is to drive my favorite open roadster. Mapquest says 712 miles from home to Tooele. As of now, I can't leave till 6/18 so I'll probably arrive in the AM on open track day.
Will you sent a truck and trailer for me if I break down in the the Great Salt Desert??  |
02-28-2008, 06:52 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Provo,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Kirkham, 427
Posts: 6,990
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Quote:
Originally Posted by saltytri
You're awfully lucky to know so many attorneys who are both smart and wise, considering how few of us there are.
I'm abso-motherloving-lutely going to show up. I just got the Big Chief to sign my permission slip tonight. I want to see and touch the Million Dollar Skunkworks Chassis before it gets hidden forever in some private collection somewhere.
I'll email Joe to make sure he saves me a place.
My plan is to drive my favorite open roadster. Mapquest says 712 miles from home to Tooele. As of now, I can't leave till 6/18 so I'll probably arrive in the AM on open track day.
Will you sent a truck and trailer for me if I break down in the the Great Salt Desert?? |
I'll rescue you no matter where you break down. Just call my cell and I'll send the rescue team out. 712 miles across the Great Salt Desert ain't nothing. I once heard this really crazy dude who SAILED (as in NO MOTOR) in a 20 some odd foot sail boat from Oregon, down the coast, to New Zealand!!! Talk about crazy.
David
Last edited by David Kirkham; 02-28-2008 at 06:54 AM..
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02-28-2008, 07:20 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Cobra Make, Engine: KMP, Keith Craft
Posts: 277
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I'd keep my distance from that guy if I were you. Unbalanced.
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02-28-2008, 07:31 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Bradenton,
FL
Cobra Make, Engine: FFR 5546 351w
Posts: 48
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Here are a few I have heard and used.
I don’t climb that tree
Crookeder than a pan of guts
More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers
A man was described to me once as “ He would rather climb a 20 foot pole greased with sh*t to tell you a lie than to tell you the truth to your face.”
Busier than a one armed paperhanger
I’ve fu*ked a lot of ugly women and I’ve fu*ked a lot of fat women but I have never fu*ked a fat, ugly woman
Piss up a rope
Tighter than Mike Brass’s ass
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02-28-2008, 09:50 AM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Sacramento,
CA
Cobra Make, Engine: Shelby CSX4795 (Sold)
Posts: 1,542
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It's not...................
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!
jdog
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"If you can't run with the BIG DOGS, stay under the porch!"
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02-28-2008, 10:41 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Lakewood,
CO
Cobra Make, Engine: Midstates, 460
Posts: 327
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GIGO - Garbage in, garbage out.
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"Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right..."
Brandon
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02-28-2008, 11:56 AM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Marietta,
GA
Cobra Make, Engine: 92 Classic Roadsters, 408CI Clevor, T-56
Posts: 194
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Slicker than snot on a brass doorknob
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Mike
Classic Roadsters Cobra, 408 CI Clevor, T-56
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02-28-2008, 01:36 PM
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If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you.
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02-28-2008, 01:52 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Amarillo,
TX
Cobra Make, Engine: Scratch build......a little every day.
Posts: 563
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I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
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55 mph is unsafe at any speed. Huh?
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02-28-2008, 02:25 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Flanders,
NJ
Cobra Make, Engine: Classic Roadsters 351 Windsor 405 HP
Posts: 1,043
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Flatter than piss on a plate.
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02-28-2008, 11:02 PM
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Beam Me Up Scottie
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Squantum (part of Quincy),
MA
Cobra Make, Engine: SPF1049 Titanium w/black stripes, 351W with Trick Flow Heads, Tremec 3550
Posts: 7,592
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That looks like it will hurt more than a chainsaw enema.
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Warren
'Liberals are maggots upon the life of this planet and need to get off at the next rotation.' (Jamo 2008)
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02-29-2008, 05:38 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: East Greenbush,
NY
Cobra Make, Engine: FFR Mark III, Carbed Explorer 302
Posts: 214
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Living well is the best revenge
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Proud owner of FFR1004630RD '01 Explorer 302, FRPP B-Cam, Holley S/A 670, HD T-5, Wilwood pedals, 3 link, Koni shocks, 17" Bullett wheels, Baer brakes, Classic gauges, I-Squared wiring, Jaguar Racing Green w/Sliver Stripes
Tagged and road ready in NYSas of 6-5-09 Life is GREAT!
My build log http://www.clubcobra.com/forums/cobra-build-logs/80663-my-cobra-build.html
If you live "Upstate" near Albany, NY send me a PM. Our Cobra gang is growing and looking for new members!
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02-29-2008, 08:18 AM
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Member of the north
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Join Date: May 2003
Cobra Make, Engine: A Cobra
Posts: 11,207
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"Look! Either fish or cut bait."
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02-29-2008, 10:50 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Fuquay Varina,
NC
Cobra Make, Engine: Venom 351W
Posts: 135
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Here is a few of my favorites -
Lucas lights motto: "Get home before dark."
Military instructions: "If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; and if you can't pick it up, paint it."
Dale Earndardt: "Anything but first sucks!"
Stephen Covey: “Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall.”
Carroll Shelby: I'm not going to take this defeatist attitude and listen to all this crap any more from all these people who have nothing except doomsday to predict.
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02-29-2008, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cape Coral,
FL
Cobra Make, Engine: 2009 Solbra
Posts: 3,861
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A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it
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Dan Wulff
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
(No doubt, most will blame it on the donuts.)
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
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02-29-2008, 12:42 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Scottsdale,
AZ
Cobra Make, Engine: FFR 302 Mass-Flo mild race engine
Posts: 661
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Henry Ford asked Helen Dodge if he could Packard his Pierce Arrow in her Nash...She said, "Chrysler sakes no this is Willy's night you'll have to Whippet ain't that a Buick?" DAVE
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02-29-2008, 12:56 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Mesa,
AZ
Cobra Make, Engine: Contemporary Classic, 428 FE CCX 3069
Posts: 7,506
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Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!
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Dan in Arizona
CCX3209
"It's a great car and I love it, but it doesn't do 'SLOW' very well."
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03-01-2008, 08:54 AM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Ellington,
CT
Cobra Make, Engine: Classic Roadster 351W, T5, Red & White
Posts: 3,478
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From MarketWatch e-Newsletter:
Remember that hot 1973 Stealer's Wheel song marking the end of the Nixon era?
"'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you!"
Still a perfect metaphor. Testifying before Congress: Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke on the left. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson on the right. The American public stuck in the middle
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2014 Porsche Cayman S, 2014 M-B CLA 45 AMG,
Unkown:"Their sweet lines all but take my breath away, and I desire them as much for their beauty as for their use "
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