Club Cranky Wins Championship???

[RACER X #99]

No not on the track, at the Seneca Lodge build a bonfire championship. The Cranky group clearly defeated the group of wood stealers from Canada who though it was a great deal that sombody left a nice pile of wood for them start a fire with. Wood that was collected by Terry Shank and left at the fire pit until we could eat dinner and then start our fire.So then after finding the theiving Canadians with our wood and our firepit in use we deceided to build a competing fire just 30 feet from those theives. We had some wood we just purchased from a local lumberjack for the lofty sum of $2.00 a half barrel and about 1 gallon of 110 octane Cam 2 for kindling and the competition was on.After a slow start by Camp Cranky due to some low compression wood that was reluctant to fire on the race fuel we finally got it going after Fire Marshall McMahon dumped a full gallon of the race juice on the wood pile. Man did that fire take off and you could hear the competition crying "cheaters,cheaters" but what did we care we got the biggest bon fire they ever saw at the Seneca and after a while the invading wood crooks took of for their huts and Club Cranky was declared the unofficial Bon Fire Champions of 2001.
BTW as soon as Cranky JR. come home from school I we have him post the pictures of all the weekends fun.
Cranky

[John McMahon]

...DID YOU KNOW THAT 4 OUT OF 5 KANUCKS AGREE!!!!!!!!

Fire Marshall John says...."It's a deadly combination...SDW and CAM-2"!!!!

The Canadians fire resembled something that Felix Unger would build...neat and orderly.

Well after they berated us for making mention of the fact that they were "wood mongers", they yelled at us for quite sometime.

...who would have guessed that older, slightly overweight married Canadian women could be so vocal? Dem wimmens had lungs like Foghorn Leghorn, eh?

Well, at that point ole SDW broke out the 110 CAM-2. Gots us a fire going in minutes. Then they yelled that we cheated!!!

The "pire" was going good...REAL GOOD. So GOOD we acheived nearly a 4 foot column of blue flame. So hot, we was melting bottles in it.

The Kanuck females started yelling again. One came over and even tried to assault SDW!!! She was quickly tossed onto the fire with the approval of her husband.

[mr bruce]

Did you get them lumberjacker babes to lift their shirts too?

[John McMahon]

NO WAY!!!!!!!

Don't know what they feeds them way up north, but they was scaring me. Even some dogs were barking at them a fear for dey lives!

Looked like dey fell out da Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down!!!.

[65cobra427]

Cranky,

Try this at home the next time your heater doesn't work... Or move from Sopranoland to sunny SoCal where heaters aren't required!!! Also, Willow Springs has 11 twisties & a nice straight...LOL