Caption contest

[btsai]

I'll start with:

How many guys does it take to lift a 12 lb. GT-40 front clip?

[Claunch]

'You heard right, I can fix anthing!! Gimme the right rod and I can weld a dick on a snowman!!"

[ST]

What do you mean there's no instruction manual, not to worry I think it goes on the front somewhere!

[John-Tucson]

SIX, 1.) One County Project Supervisor, far right with the hat on. 2.) One local project supervisor, second from left, picking his nose. 3.) One union representative, center - instructing new employee to bend his knees when lifting heavy objects. 4.) One newspaper reporter, third from left, who will write a three column report on the project. 5 & 6 ) Two county employees who were hired this morning - left side ( with union label hat on) and right side with his back to the camera.

[Kim Pallister]

Five:

- Last thing he said was "This is the biggest nitro bottle money can buy!". He hit the valve and Boom! This is all we found!

- The ad said "semi-completed project car".

- It's true guys! Just three box tops from Bran-Loops cereal and they'll send you a part. A different part each month! I figure I can stay regular and build my dream car in 42 short years!

- OK guys, listen up! He's gonna come through the pits in about two minutes and he's gonna be bookin'! When I say "go!" you drop it into place. Ok ready.....

- Desperate to come up with winning race strategies, GT40 pit crew members paint letters on the track and improvise a giant Ouija board!

[Slow Dawg]

New side business for Roaring Forties, Giant Australian Outback Fiberglass Boomerang.


Ron