Classic.

[OZCOBRA]

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ........ "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

[Rebel1]

Now ya know why I call my missus "The first wife"

Gotta keep 'em on their toes.

[Mrs flatchat]

On the Gold Coast you have a million dollar pad a 70k + car or two a theatre in the bedroom for a harem and sleeping with 16 - 30 year oldish wimen

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Originally Posted by Rebel1

Now ya know why I call my missus "The first wife"

Gotta keep 'em on their toes.

I introduce mine as 'my current wife.'

[scaffold]

usually cheaper to keeper

[SeanO]

I shared this with my better half, fantastic reality check!

SWMBO re-iterated that this option was available to me also but suggested the "cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and 10-inch black and white TV" was a bit aspirational and that accomodation at a caravan park maybe all I can afford for the short to long term (allowing for paying child support for a further 10 years!).

[Merv and Sharon]

That's called "leverage" Sean.