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Old 06-29-2006, 04:44 PM
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Default A bit of rice car bashing

A bit of humor to get ready for the weekend.

To read the following lyrics you must have the beat / tempo of Vanila Ice: Ice Ice Baby playing in your head.
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Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Alright stop - collaborate and listen,
Rice is back with a brand new invention.
Chopped springs, they hug tha road tightly,
6 inch exhaust tip flows really loud nightly.
Will it ever stop, yo, I don't know,
hit my neon lights, and I'll glow.
To tha extreme my car looks like a candle,
and tha paint job - it was done by a vandal.

Dance, I got a speaker that booms,
this aint a car, it's a mobile sound room.
Deadly, listen to tha dope melody,
if it was louder yo, it'd be a felony.
Love it or leave it you can't gain way,
with my Type-R sticker I'll lose you any day.
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,

Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...


Now that my suspension is jumpin',
my bumber hits tha ground, but who cares I'm a thumpin.
Quick to tha point, to tha point no fakin',
cookin' mopeds like a pound of bacon.
Burning 'em, cause I'm quick and nimble,
you can't fade me and my VTEC symbol.
In your souped up E-clipse or G-T-O...
I'm on a roll, I always ride solo.
Rollin', in my 2 point 0,
it runs low 18's, yo, that really ain't slow.
Tha girlies on stand by,
don't even want to say "Hi".
Did ya stop? No, I just flew by.
Kept on, pursuing to tha next block,
I bust a left and I'm headin' to tha next stop.
The block was dead, yo, so I continued to A-1-A, Westheimer Avenue!
Tha girls looked hot wearing less than bikinis,
I saw a few chumps drivin' stock Lamborghini's.
Jealous, cause I'm out drivin' mine,
ready to race 'cuz my Nittos lookin' fine.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,

Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...


Take heed, 'cause I'm a Honda poet,
Akimoto's on tha scene just in case ya didn't know it.
My exhaust tip, created all tha bass sound,
rumbles enough to put holes in tha ground.
'Cause my ride's style is so reeeeeeeeeeeeal,
with an exhaust tone that ya can feeeeeeeel.
4 foot spoiler, it's a helluva concept, my ride is hype, and you wanna
step
WITH THIS.
In my rearview you'll fade,
slice like a Ginsu,
sounds like a Kitchen- Aid.
So fast, that all tha VR-4's say "DAMN!",
if rice was a drug I'd sell it by tha gram.
Keep my composure when the front tire breaks loose,
magnetized by the kick of 30 horse juice.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,

Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...

Yo, we outta here...
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Old 06-29-2006, 04:58 PM
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That is funny!
You do know you have too much time on your hands if you thought of those lyrics all by yourself. Or maybe you are a Vanilla Ice fan.
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Old 06-29-2006, 05:04 PM
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That's an Aussie talkin'...can you imagine hearing that with an accent?
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Old 06-29-2006, 05:50 PM
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What accent?
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Bloody hell maaaate

And where the bloody hell are ya
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http://www.laughatrice.com/galleries.htm

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I went one of those auto salon shows today..it cost $17 bucks to get in and look at stock imports with flash interiors and doof doof sound systems. What a sad hobby.
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So I'm sitting at a light and one of these ricers dudes pulls up on my left,at the same time an old guy pulls up on my right in a big ole Buick. The ricer dude starts that rin rin rin stuff and I'm not paying much attention. Big ole V8 is just going lumpidy lumpidy so I goose it just to clear it out and the ricer dude gets this ohmygod look on his face. I look over at the old guy in the Buick and he's laughing his head off.Finally the light changes and the ricer dude slowly makes a left turn so I got on it, just a little, and made the old guys day. Cubic inches are wonderful especially thru open side pipes!!
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I went one of those auto salon shows today..it cost $17 bucks to get in and look at stock imports with flash interiors and doof doof sound systems. What a sad hobby.
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Actually a club member here entered his Cobra in auto salon here on the Gold Coast. I went to help him out, I was pretty impressed.

They were constantly running cars up on the dyno, Subaru WRX with 500rwkw(at 4 wheels & no nos), Skyline's with close to 700rwkw with nos. The Cobra put out very low numbers in comparison, but sounded good doing...and drew the same respect as the other cars.

I actually got some good ideas, some very good engineering. Yeah, quite a few cars that were not to my taste. Although Commodore ute body on Hilux chassis was very cool...and looked very factory.

The cars at the Auto Salon were not the stupid no substance ricer cars you see on the street, yes they were riced, but they also had some serious mumbo and engineering mods.

I did get a little sick of the noise and loud doof, doof music, but hey that's what the kids like.
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Did the Toyota/Holden ute have the 'work mate' stickers on it?
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Yeah, I can see that, good one Art.
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A bit of humor to get ready for the weekend.

To read the following lyrics you must have the beat / tempo of Vanila Ice: Ice Ice Baby playing in your head..

I don't know the song. Can you sing it, record it to the web so we all can listen?
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Did the Toyota/Holden ute have the 'work mate' stickers on it?
Link to an article on "Da Hulk". I thought it was Toyota Hilux chassis, but it's Nissan chassis. Fitted with 2003 VY SS body.

Overlander 4WD: The Incredible Hulk: Commodore Ute
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Looks tough doesn't it.

Makes my ol' Paj' look a bit mudane!!
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If I was Mr. Nissan I'd sue him.

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