The POOL ROOM

[Rog246]

Yesterday morning I bought two cases of beer on sale at the First Choice Liquor.
I placed them on the front seat and headed back home.

I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was
filling up her car at the next pump.
Although it was very cold she was wearing a very short skirt and a light
jacket which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in
a sexy voice:
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella; Would you be interested in
trading sex for beer?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer ya got?"

[Rog246]

A small boy named Bruce lived in a suburb of Sydney, Australia.

None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him,

"You’re driving me mad Bruce".

One day Bruce 's mum came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mum honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.

The mum was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Sydney, relocating to Newcastle.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease. All the doctors strongly advised her

to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform.

Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened

her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her.

She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died.

The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw our friend Bruce, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!

Don't tell me you thought Bruce became a heart-surgeon?



Sometimes I worry about you.