Terry,
Given the weather we've been having here in Gainesville - you might want to hope for "cool" . Warm temps = rain = no fun at the track. It looks like it's going to rain all weekend and into early next week. Hopefully it will rain itself out and will be dry next weekend!

Ed,

I think we will have to pass on this trip. Something came up here in Orlando on the same day. Hope I will get to meet some of you folks in the near future.

Jerry...
That was beautiful man, just beautiful.
We are going to have a hard time finding a car to pair up with Terry :D
Does anyone want to sit in the pits with Terry and make Vroom Vroom noises?
Who would be the winner? The loudest guy or the car that has the most problems?
Damn that was funny.

Terry, look man, quit changing stuff will ya.
Every time you change something it just gives you a new reason as to why your car wont run.

Bruce, sorry you cant make it.
We will be back up there on March 27th.

OK girls, you have one weekend to get your sleds ready.
Or in Terry's case, find an excuse for not being able to beat me.

See ya on Friday.
Ed
King of Gainesville.

Terry.
I need your new e-mail.
The one I have doesn't work.

e-mail it to me at: edward.kamptner@med.ge.com

Ed

I'm getting MAD
 

KEEP IT UP ED -
You can be sleeping with Jerry Miller in NC:rolleyes: That's making the assumption YOU get an invite!
Rene and Pam in a nice warm dry guest house, nice fire, and you two schmucks out in the cold and rain under an old leaky (oil stained) tarp .

One time the car wouldn't start and I gotta take this crap :confused::CRY: :CRY: :confused:

We will see who's got the big ones in a week and who is the fastest.
Until then -
TL:MECOOL:

Oh brother...

Look here "Chump" Lee!
You are A$$UMING I would even accept an invitation to your Carolina pad....

Look, lets look at this race stuff objectively:
Your feeble past attempts to keep up with me at the track are hilarious.
Obviously you cant compete and are now relying on shameful excuses as to why your car is so slow...
Wont start, bad ignition box, etc, etc... it's just sad :CRY:
I am amazed we let such a slow poke into the DSCC in the first place.

Is the reason you wont run at Roebling because your afraid of me passing you?

And it gets better....
To make things worse, we are now going to judge the "Gainesville Track Champion" on overall or average lap times.
Consistancy is the key.
To claim the title of "Champion", your average lap times must be the fastest. :eek:
This eliminates some knuckle-head from thinking he is the champ because he gets lucky and turns one fast lap.
Those days are over.

I know that lap times are influenced by yellow or red flags, so those laps are eliminated from your score.
Your "AVERAGE" lap time is how you will be judged.

Basically;
You screw up and go off track and it will KILL your average.
Just like in a race my friend.
Screw up and you pay for it dearly..... :CRY:
How will this new rule change your driving style?

See you in Gainesville!

Ed
THE Undisputed Gainesville Champion.

YOU READ IT FIRST HERE GUYS
THE KNUCKLE-HEAD TURNS IN THE FASTEST LAP TIME AND MAKES THE CLAIM OF CHAMP.


HE FORGOT ABOUT THE AVERAGE TIMES!
YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED BUCKWHEAT! 7 AND COUNTING DOWN
I CAN'T WAIT TO KICK YOUR HUMBLE A$$ AROUND SATURDAY NITE
:LOL: :D :D :LOL: ANYONE CARE TO JOIN ME?

TL:MECOOL:

To bust your b@lls yet once again... Chump Lee!

Not only am I the holder of the "Fastest" lap times,
Take a look at the previous posts showing Gainesville lap times.

I think you will CLEARLY see who ALSO has the Fastest AVERAGE lap times

THE UNDISPUTED Gainesville Champion
Ed :D :D :D

Hey Queenie
 

BALLS YOU SAY?:confused:
The Queen once said; "BALLS? If I had two, I'd be the KING!"
Now listen once and for all QUEENIE - you ain't the F%#*ing King!:D
More like the "Ball-less" Queen.!:D
Still counting down for some serious A$$ KICKING.
This Mr. Lee (to you) can't wait to make some CHUMP CHANGE out of your sorry A$$. :D :D :D
TL :MECOOL:

:D Aint life grand!

Ed

I LIKE YOU TOO
 

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

Now get back to work!:D
TL ~.,.~
:MECOOL:

Wasn't there a couple of guys from South Africa that beat the King? I think they are still in Florida and might be able to come and race with the King.
Dan

Oh sure, lets not forget WHO they were.
Professionals and past Daytona champions dont count.

FWIW, my lap times were only two seconds slower than their fastest lap times in the Backdraft car.
Not bad for only being in an unfamiliar car for 5 laps.
Let me have a few more series of laps in their car and lets see how close my lap times get to the Pro's! :D

Dan, what are you stirring up the @#$%^ ?
Are you gearing up to run your Cobra?
Tired of waxing?

Ed

Hey Dan,
You better leave my girlfriend alone, unless you run some laps with us.:eek:
TL~.,.~
:MECOOL:

Who's girlfriend...
Looking at your lap times I think YOU are somebody's B!tch :D

Ed

Ed, You are simply irresistible!:rolleyes:
Such a cute a$$!:rolleyes:
Can't wait to kick it around the parking lot Saturday night :D
TL~.,.~
:MECOOL:

Terry,
I'm sensing a bit of "man love" in your tone.
Before you get all hot and bothered, I need to inform you that "I'm not like that".

I let the girlfriend comment slip because I figured you goofed, but now I'm starting to wonder.
You've been sniffin too much 93 octaine my friend.

Stop worrying about my ass and start thinking of a good excuse for being unable to beat my lap times.... :D

Ed

Ed / Ruble,

It's 11 PM on Wed night (2/18) and I just found out that Larry Weisman will not be able to make it to G'ville this weekend. If it's not too late, please let one of the alternates know that there will be an opening.

Mike :MECOOL:

Mike,
We had actually over-booked this weekends event.
Losing Larry still puts us at 22 drivers.

Ed

Thanks for a great event
 

Ed, Ruble, Terry and all the other DSCC crew, thanks for a wonderful event Feb. 21 at Gainesville. A bunch of us caravaned up together after Doug Huey, Chris Bailey and Chuck West gave glowing accounts of their adventures running with ya'll. Sure enough, we had a blast! Super facility, great track layout, nice people, and lots of run time. I know a lot of work goes into this stuff, so wanted you to know it is appreciated by the participants. Hope to be back for lots more!