Club Cobra Keith Craft Racing  

Go Back   Club Cobra > Club Forums > England Cobra Club

Nevada Classics
MMG Superformance
Main Menu
Module Jump:
Nevada Classics
Nevada Classics
Keith Craft Racing
MMG Superformance
Advertise at CC
Banner Ad Rates
MMG Superformance
Keith Craft Racing
Keith Craft Racing
Keith Craft Racing
November 2024
S M T W T F S
          1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30

Kirkham Motorsports

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 06-14-2004, 11:53 PM
BMK's Avatar
BMK BMK is offline
CC Member
Visit my Photo Gallery

 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Australia, Zzz
Cobra Make, Engine: Shelby alum 468 block
Posts: 14,974
Not Ranked     
Red face Something about Miriam

Well thought I would come over here to the English site and do a little stirring.



Well you guys over there in England, have just had a television show called "Something about Miriam".



Well they decided to send it across the water to us to watch in Australia. Hell we get all of your good programming and we send you our best local television show "NEIGHBOURS"!!!

Thanks guys.

This is how "Something about Miriam" goes;

Miriam is a boy turned girl. Hell she's not to bad on the eye.

Now there are these dozen or so young English guys all trying to win her hand. One by one they are thrown of the show by Miriam.
Who will she/he select as her/his life long love and partner?


The American show "Bachelor"in England.

And this week in Australia we see who is going to win her/his hand on "Something about Miriam"



Know the show??

Well now, we hear over here in Australia, that a certain group of young Enlishmen are sueing the television and production company for deceiving them.

"We thought we were dating a girl. We have been deceived"



How smart??

Well here's the story to date.

Miriam arrived in Australia last week and appeared as a special guest on our current "BIG BROTHER". You know the house were they are locked in and and we all spy on them with 75 cameras etc. etc. They get thrown out, voted out one per week.



See www.bigbrother.com.au



In this current BIG BROTHER house we have an Australian Footballer who took exactly 24 minutes (after Miriam arrived in the house) to ask..

"Is this girl for real or is she a He?".

Within 10 hours Peter another house occupant came straight out and asked the question of Miriam..

"Were you born a girl or a boy?"

Hell what can I say? How smart are these Aussies?



Are the dozen or so young Englishmen including the ones who are sueing dumb or what??

Hell I'm ducking for cover here.



Perhaps you can put them on a boat and send them (transport them ) to Australia.



Only joking guys. Gee our Aussie footballers are smart guys.



Lucky that dozen or so you have there, are not part of your cricket team. Now the cricket 'Ashes' - that's another story.



Cheers

Bernie
__________________
Bernie Knight
KMS 427 #662 Shelby 468 CSX 1026

Last edited by BMK; 06-15-2004 at 12:08 AM..
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 06-16-2004, 06:18 AM
BMK's Avatar
BMK BMK is offline
CC Member
Visit my Photo Gallery

 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Australia, Zzz
Cobra Make, Engine: Shelby alum 468 block
Posts: 14,974
Not Ranked     
Default



Yawnnnn - there all asleep in England

Bernie
__________________
Bernie Knight
KMS 427 #662 Shelby 468 CSX 1026
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 08-17-2004, 09:37 PM
PCC's Avatar
PCC PCC is offline
CC Member
Visit my Photo Gallery

 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Brisbane - sort of, QLD
Cobra Make, Engine: DRB 2000 - FORD Powered 302EFI
Posts: 1,431
Not Ranked     
Default

Bern,

Its because they're too busy watching teh olympics - did'nt you hear they won a Silver

The UK guys use another forum site for Cobras so this one sits dormant most of the time.
__________________
PCC (Peter Craig)
Keep the sun shining
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:16 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0
The representations expressed are the representations and opinions of the clubcobra.com forum members and do not necessarily reflect the opinions and viewpoints of the site owners, moderators, Shelby American, any other replica manufacturer, Ford Motor Company. This website has been planned and developed by clubcobra.com and its forum members and should not be construed as being endorsed by Ford Motor Company, or Shelby American or any other manufacturer unless expressly noted by that entity. "Cobra" and the Cobra logo are registered trademarks for Ford Motor Co., Inc. clubcobra.com forum members agree not to post any copyrighted material unless the copyrighted material is owned by you. Although we do not and cannot review the messages posted and are not responsible for the content of any of these messages, we reserve the right to delete any message for any reason whatsoever. You remain solely responsible for the content of your messages, and you agree to indemnify and hold us harmless with respect to any claim based upon transmission of your message(s). Thank you for visiting clubcobra.com. For full policy documentation refer to the following link: CC Policy
Links monetized by VigLink