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[Turk]

JWheaton
If your intent is to stalk the ERA personal, such as one Peter Portante, and you want to know his wherabouts at all times....may I suggest the tree in front of the local diner instead.

You will soon realize, that I am sharing with you some of my favorite hunting spots in New Britain. Besides you would not have to invest in any camouflage gear. He will not notice you when he is headed for his favorite table.

Just make sure cars and children are not anywhere near in his path as he is making his entry. He is safer on the way out, a little more sluggish, and in far better mood, and much nicer to children with a full stomach.

You can bring a message from ME. Tell them I wanted to know why they are saying all those bad things about you.

TURK
ps. Call them before you go there this Friday. I think they are closed for the Annual Ice Cream Appreciation Day.

I got mine, you'll get yours too!

[Bob Putnam]

Guys,

You guys should give Peter a break. He has totally cleaned up his act - I haven't smelled a Cappy's Hot Dog on his breath for several weeks now. He even got a haircut, although his moustache now extends about a foot on either side of his face, like Salvador Dali's. Needs wax though.

Turk,

What's up with your one-word answer to the SPF vs ERA thing in the General Forum? For one thing, I've never seen you so - brief. Quit smoking? (Which wouldn't be a bad idea, but I'll let your wife nag you on that.)

[Turk]

Bob Putnam
I was only trying to help your business. Different times requires different srategies.
Lately my credibility (because of my forum politics) has been so low that I have more detractors than followers. So the guy asks which car?
ERA or SPF? I suggest SPF...
What do you think he'll buy by the time others chime in and tell him SPF is no good just to disagree with me?

You see.
In the words of Emily Latella.....there's always something!


TURK