Maxine On Health Care

[Ron61]

Not sure if this should be in the joke thread or not. If so, would one of the moderators please move it?


Maxine on Universal Health Care
Here is the solution:
While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care
Program with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we
have found the solution. I am sure you have heard the
ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and
give up the idea that you need any health care. A new
hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of
you anymore. Yo u don't need any medications for your
high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's
take care of the young people. After all, they will be
ruling the world very soon.

So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and
3 bullets. You are allowed to shoot one senator and 2
representatives.. Of course, you will be sent to prison where
you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the
health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no
problem! New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well, bring it
on. And who will be paying for all of this? The same
government that just told you that you are too old for health
care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay
any income tax.

Ron