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12-03-2009, 10:11 AM
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Tiger Love
Turns out Elin is a better golfer than Tiger, she can beat him with just one club.
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12-03-2009, 10:26 AM
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Time for the bad jokes:
Q: What is the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A: Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
Q: What do Tiger and a baby seal have in common?
A: Both have been clubbed by a Norwegian.
Q: What was Elin doing out a 2:30AM?
A: She was out Clubbin'
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12-03-2009, 01:12 PM
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Why did Tiger hit both a tree and fire hydrant? He could not decide between an iron and a wood.
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Last edited by bomelia; 12-03-2009 at 01:24 PM..
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12-03-2009, 01:14 PM
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12-03-2009, 01:24 PM
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Is she "on" him, or is she discussing him?
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12-03-2009, 02:03 PM
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Thats what you get for being caught cheating on your mistress
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12-03-2009, 02:34 PM
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Tiger has swung countless clubs for more than 10 years and made $98M.
Erin swings one club for a brief moment and makes $60M (re-negotiated prenup)
Whose the better golfer?
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12-03-2009, 03:54 PM
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He should change his name to Cheetah Woods!
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12-03-2009, 06:01 PM
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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Tiger wasnt seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his "Caddy"?
(similar to Bomelia's)...Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers..."The Elin Drivers. Clubs you can beat Tiger with!"
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If you think that you can cut it, if you think you got the time, they'll only give you one chance, better get it right first time. 'Cause in this game you're playin, if you lose you got to pay. And if you make just ONE wrong move, you'll get BLOWN AWAY!
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12-03-2009, 10:15 PM
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Busted for cheating on his MISTRESS, now that's complicated. 
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12-04-2009, 01:42 AM
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I split a gut when she refered to his wife a "A Big Viking "B*tch"
I think Buick might be done?
my427Cobra: Good one!
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12-04-2009, 11:35 PM
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12-04-2009, 11:52 PM
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This is what Tiger needs to do:
He needs to take the 2010 season off. That will suck for him in a lot of ways. He will drop from the #1 ranking, Nike & Gatorate, etc. will suspend payment for what they owe him next year and he won't win any majors.
He's so competitive and he's so close to Nicklaus' record, he'll be totally pissed at himself.
He needs to be Mr. Mom with the kids and take his wife on a year long shopping spree while this thing cools down. This thing is gonna last well into 2010 and who knows how much ass he's tapped in the last few years. There may be more texts and voicemails to come.
The PGA will not be happy because no one will watch golf on TV without Tiger in the field. The other players on tour will be happy because they might actually win a tournament with him on the sidelines.
The quality and quantity of women that throw themselves at him must be staggering, so I'm not surprised that this happened. He needs to stay in shape and play a lot of practice rounds with his coaches so he can come back strong in 2011. I think that's what he needs to do, we'll see.
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12-05-2009, 06:11 AM
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who knows how much ass he's tapped in the last few years.
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12-05-2009, 06:44 AM
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Well it's pretty simple, he was thinking with his little head in lieu of his big head, a mistake many guys make. Big problem here is one of our favorite heros in sports (as may others have) screwed up again.
It's a sad day for everyone when these folks take the wrong path....how can they put him on the Wheaties box now? ...maybe he's already been on the box?
I hope it all works out for his family, ....screw the Tiger he's just dumb a**
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12-05-2009, 07:45 AM
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A change of subject, but still about sports figures. I just saw where the # 4 ranked Tennis Player was dumped by his girlfriend. Not even an affair but because he ignored her and spent 7 hours a day playing video games and she is a great looking gal. Talk about mixed up priorities.
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12-05-2009, 10:00 AM
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About the whole Tiger screwing around story. So What? This fixation we have with celebs is sick. He is a golfer, a really good one. Good husband? None of my concern or business. Worse than him is the movie people using their celebrity to promote a political agenda. They are good at pretend. Their talent in that area is often superb. But nothing they have ever done in their lives gives them any political credibility. Yet people dote on their every word, SAD!
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12-05-2009, 10:38 AM
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Dan,
I agree with you about what they do is none of my business, but it does hurt a lot of kids who look up to sports figures and then find out they are not Gods, but have faults just like everyone else.
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12-05-2009, 10:59 AM
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Dan,
I agree with you about what they do is none of my business, but it does hurt a lot of kids who look up to sports figures and then find out they are not Gods, but have faults just like everyone else.
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and then the parents teach their kids the life skills to deal with that .... to know what to look for in people and deal with what they find.
well at least parents teaching their kids sounds like a good idea.
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12-05-2009, 11:53 AM
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Dan,
I agree with you about what they do is none of my business, but it does hurt a lot of kids who look up to sports figures and then find out they are not Gods, but have faults just like everyone else.
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A life lesson, maybe it will help the kids rely on themselves.. |
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