Wall Street puts a Strong Buy on Obama

[Bartruff1]

As the Dow continues to rise, Wall Street today put a Strong Buy on Barack Hussien Obama. With the passing of Health Care and the aquisition of some 32,000,000 new customers, Analysts expect that BHO to rise at least 10% per year from now to fall of 2012 as benefits are realized immediately and the costs are delayed till 2018 . In what Analysts say was a brilliant move, BHO has all but eliminated their competitors and left the Republicans and the Tea Party to scramble after the few remaining nutcakes. Furthermore, Analysts expect that BHO will move quickly to Comprehensive Immigration Reform and acquire another 20,000,000 new customers. " Absolutely amazing" said one Analysts " In a short year they have completely transformed the Market and are in a position to dominate for decades to come ". At the same time, Analysts put a Hold on Congressional Democrats and a Strong Sell on Republicans. More to follow....

[computerworks]

You haven't posted in a while, so you get a pass on being banned for a few days. I'll just close and timed-zap this thread.

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