I had a dream.......

[jams]

I was having sex, then I woke up and realized I was married.

[Ron61]

Jams,

You really left yourself open there but being the nice person I am I won't post the first comment that I thought of.

Ron

[Bill Bess]

At least your dreaming........could be just dreams of past glory's, or wishful thinking.

Anyway, it's all about fun..even while your asleep.
Bill

[Buzz]

I had a dream once that I was married, then I woke up and realised I was just having sex.

[Ron61]

Jams, you really started something with that wild dream of yours. Gads, now I would be afraid to post anything that I dreamed.

Ron

[jams]

Post away we are all family!

[Sharroll Celby]

One night I was dreaming that I was eating a big marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was missing. BA-DA-BUMP-TISH

[EarlsflyinCobra]

One night I dreamed I was swimming in the Pool I had always wanted......when I woke up I discovered my waterbed mattress had Sprung a leak.......BA-DA-BUMP-TISH




SORRY, Couldn't resist....................LOL.

[Tommy]

One of my favorite blues songs is "The Dream" by Robert Cray and Albert Collins. The lyrics are great and fit right in with the theme of this thread:

Last night
Once again I had the dream
I tossed and I turned
That old feeling's still the same
It was so real
I woke up cold and sweating
I wonder did I call her name?

In the dream she was right there with me
Right there with me in the bed
She said, "Bobby, come and kiss me"
"Never leave me!" is what she said
But when I reached out to hold her
Oh, I woke my wife instead

I hate when that happens.

[Buzz]

Lol! Reminds me of a friend of mine. He's an older, very pompous old politician type, but a former great athlete and tennis player and a very entertaining fellow to be around.
He's in his mid 70's now and is married to a severe, no nonsense and rather unfriendly woman.

One night a couple of years ago, he was in bed with his (much younger) girlfriend and he happened to fall asleep. Here, it is not unusual for men to be "out with the boys" after golf or tennis 'til around midnight, so he had plenty of opportunity to philander, but he didn't dare push his luck by staying out too late.

Well, he awoke with a start around 2am and in a hurried panic threw on his clothes, cursing all the way, rushed home and snuck into bed next to his wife. He figured he would have to deal with some crap for getting in late, but he was puzzled when he was awakened later in the morning by his wife raising bloody hell and shouting the place down.

It turns out when he evacuated his GF's bed he dressed in the dark and in such a hurry that instead of pulling on his underpants, he had grabbed the girl's panties instead. So his wife wakes up and to her horror, Morris is snoring next to her wearing a pair of panties and they definitely weren't hers. (when I first heard the story, the image of that had me flat out busting a gut.)

Somehow, Morris managed to survive the incident and his wife didn't kick him out, but he was so traumatized by the ordeal that he vowed never to let that happen to him again. He immediately went out and bought a new watch with an alarm which he set for 11:45pm and he would activate it every time he visited his concubine.

One evening he had planned to go out and he set the alarm early, but the weather turned really bad and, with no excuse for going out, he ended up having to stay home. Frustrated, he guzzled a few drinks after dinner and retired to bed early with his wife. He was soon fast asleep and right on cue, the alarm started blaring.

Groggy and in a panic, Morris jumped up and started frantically fumbling in the dark for his clothes. His wife was startled and asked "Morris - where are you going?"
Still half asleep, he was disoriented and so conditioned by depending on the alarm that he thought he was in the girlfriend's bed. Morris blurted out "Where am I going?? You crazy?? You want my wife to kick my ass??"
They're still married, but whenever I see him, I remember that story and so help me I still laugh my a$$ off every time.

[Ron61]

Buzz,

That was great. Now that is the kind of wife that you need. Except she may cut down your Cobra driving time also.

Ron

[Buzz]

Not at all, buddy. I could never live with an unpleasant wife (though understandably, my friend's wife probably had good reason for being pissed off all the time ) No, my wife is one of the most pleasant people I ever met and she loves the Cobra almost as much as I do.

[Jamo]

Mine's the same way, Buzz. Hell, if she saw me wearing womens' panties, she fall over laughing and grab the camera.

[Buzz]

Yea - I suppose if they didn't have a good sense of humour they wouldn't be able to live with us either.

[trularin]

Dang...is that how it works?

[Buzz]

Nope. You must have been asleep and dreamed the whole thing.