Joke of the Day...

[mr0077]

A guy, his wife and daughter were driving down the road on vacation. They were in a great mood. Just then he saw a guy at the side of the road, with his car broken down. His wife said, "Honey, let's stop and help that guy." So, the guy stopped, got out and walked over to ask the fellow what was wrong. The guy said "This ain't yer lucky day", pulled out a gun and told the man to take off all his clothes. He then tied the man's wrists to his ankles, grabbed his wife and raped her, then raped his daughter, while the man watched! The guy then pulled all the man's stuff out of the trunk and threw it on the ground, pushed the man over onto his side, threw the wife and daughter into the car and drove off, with the wife and daughter getting all cozy with the guy!
Well, by this time, the man was really feeling down. He struggled to his feet, and was hopping down the road, trying to figure out what to do, when he heard an 18-wheeler pull up and stop. He hopped around, and saw the trucker coming over. The trucker asked him what happened, and the man told him the whole sad story. The trucker thinks for a second, then walks toward him, pulling down his zipper, and says, "This just ain't yer lucky day..."