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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cape Coral,
FL
Cobra Make, Engine: 2009 Solbra
Posts: 3,861
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Florida in the News Again
In Florida and Arizona, the personal ads for "older
folks" have become rather long-in-the-tooth. These ads
will be typical ten years from now, but they are already
in vogue in Florida and Arizona. Here is a sampling:
FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim,
5'-4" (used to be
5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing
companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking
for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,
fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean,
yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our
hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a
dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob
and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro
on Saturday nights and still like to play the air
guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy
hen, let's get together and listen to my boss collection
of eight-track tapes.
MATCH MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you
can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our
two heads together.
MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. No
leaks. Doesn't run but walks well.
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