Joke of the Day...

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Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman’s personality based on what she drinks. Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual. low-maintenance, down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky tastes, knows exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You won’t have to approach her. If she’s interested, she’ll send you a drink.
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated, yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has no clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Drinks: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with the frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk...and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.
Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
Personality: No explanation required...everyone just knows what happens here.


THEN, there is the MALE addendum --- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut!
Drink: Domestic beer
Personality: He’s poor and wants to get laid.
Drink: Imported beer
Personality: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: He’s hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Drink: Whiskey
Personality: He doesn’t give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Drink: Tequila
Personality: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: He’s gay!